Long Time No Laffy Entry.
Well, as I mentioned already, the more pictures you have of a beauty pageant delegate, the better off you are in choosing who will mash the thing up! As more pictures have been coming out, I must say that Miss Jamaica has improved her standing with me personally! Not that I'm saying shes going to be the Caribbean Queen of Beauty, but she is certainly climbing in the standings, my yutes!
Yes, the bookmakers have her in the 3rd position from the Caribbean and I think she is now running fourth for me! Big up, Terry! I am going to give you a nice picture of her to look pon!
Still, she is not the only one who I have shuffled higher in my standings! There is more, peeps...
As I have seen more of Miss Puerto Rico, she has impressed me more and more... I now say that she is el numero uno from the Caribbean, with Miss Martinique second, though Miss Dom Rep. is right on Miss Martinique's heels! I therefore am in accordance with the bookmakers at this point. Here is a picture of her too... It kinda small, but still...
Oh, by the way... She is not from our region, but I am going to mention her still... Miss Canada is THA BOMB! She nice so till! Phew! Here, take her in too...
Oh, thats her side profile in the picture of Miss Jamaica, scroll up to check that out again, and you will notice that the lady beside Miss Canada in the pic above is Miss Puerto Rico, so you have a bigger picture of her too.... its all good.
People, I have been taking in the ladies from all the regions and I feel that this is definitely a good year! What a lot of pretty women! Wow!
Anyway, its been awhile since I dropped a joke in my post, nuh true? Yes, I cyah even remember when last I gave you a little something to laugh about. I am going to rectify that tonight!
A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?". The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?". The barber looks around at shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours." The guy leaves.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?". The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and half." The guy leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then doesn't come back.".
A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"
Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house!". 
Bwoy, friends like Bill you can do without! If Bill came back to tell me that and he was laughing, I think I'd have to kill the messenger, rasta! Anyways, I gone again! Peace out!
Posted by Mad Bull at December 05, 2005 06:04 PM
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That first picture of Miss Ja. kinda dark still rude bwoy.
Thanks for the photos overall...really haven't been following this contest more than so.....
Posted by: Dr. D. on December 5, 2005 09:20 PM
Oh, there was a joke here to nuh!?
It wasn't three bad still....
Posted by: Dr. D. on December 5, 2005 09:23 PM
I like Miss Ja. How she will do in the contest is another matter.
Posted by: scratchie on December 6, 2005 08:24 AM
That's a nice photo of Miss Jamaica and Miss Canada and Miss Puerto Rico. Lawkes, youth is a wonderful thing.
Posted by: sunshine on December 6, 2005 03:29 PM
Yeah the contestant looking well nice...me'd a shot di messenger in your joke and hang his head pon a poll at my yard to scare away di other fellow who kept on checking the time.
Posted by: Marc on December 6, 2005 06:34 PM
I thought that was your pretty Celica at the top of the page!
Posted by: CoolDestiny on December 6, 2005 07:00 PM
miss jamaica is beautiful love her hair.
Posted by: Amelia on December 7, 2005 12:46 AM
@Dr. D. - Yes, it dark. A nuh me tek it. Oh, and the joke is good, guweh! 
@Sunshine - Ah, yes... youth... 
@ Marc - Well, I would like to shot the messenger and then ketch and tie the other guy up and drag him behind my car! Hey, maybe we should play a game! Who can come up with the goriest torture!
@ Audrey - well, pay me nuh?!
Posted by: Mad Bull on December 7, 2005 06:28 AM
Is that 22+G US or Jamaican!?
Posted by: Dr. D. on December 7, 2005 07:35 AM
There is this little reality show going on local tv showing the preperations of Miss JA before she goes off and I must say I'm getting to like her assest more now than ever!
Posted by: owen on December 8, 2005 01:07 PM
Is long time blogger nuh ghi me access tuh yuh site... Ms Jamacia surely looking good, better than Ms Barbaos, but I won't start mi gripes on Ms Barbados. Just ley we hope one ah we chocolate girls bring home de crown.
Posted by: Campfyah on December 8, 2005 06:39 PM
Hey Camp, welcome back! How was your trip? Re the chocolate crew, I think Miss Martinique is the one with the best chance. Since we're on chocolate, they have some nice chocolates from the African continent too, you know... Miss France also has a hint of chocolate as well... just a hint though. Gwaan go check them out if you're of a mind to...
Posted by: Mad Bull on December 8, 2005 06:54 PM
Some more pictures of the Caribbean candidates...
And here are some more of the Africans...
Go here to see Miss Canada (plus some other women from the Americas)... imagine the bookmakers have Miss Costa Rica as one of their favourites from the Americas! 
Not for my money... not from that picture!
Posted by: Mad Bull on December 8, 2005 07:53 PM
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That first picture of Miss Ja. kinda dark still rude bwoy.
Thanks for the photos overall...really haven't been following this contest more than so.....
Posted by: Dr. D. on December 5, 2005 09:20 PM