Couple Corny Christmas Jokes
Yes! I am here with you all, and though my visit will be brief, take heart. There is more good stuff on the way. Right now, I am a bit busy, what with work and the stuff I'm doing on some bredrin's websites, so today, I didn't have time enough to scratch my head, let alone come up with a decent post.
Still at this time of year, there are Christmas related jokes that I can share with you, and I have a picture of a lass who I wouldn't mind finding wrapped under the tree on Christmas morning and so what I am going to do tonight is share some of that good stuff with you.
Hey, if you think this is a weak effort when you are done reading it, well, thats about how I am feeling right now so its a good indicator of whats going on.
First, here is the young miss...
Oh what a nice protective covering she has for her lungs, nuh true? 
Anyway, read this little joke, I hope you like it.
"Did Santa Give You That?".A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl stopped beside him on her shiny new bike.
"Nice bike," the cop said, "Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, "He sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation, saying, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it.".
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top." 
Ok, here is another one...
Entering the Pearly GatesThree men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something relating or associated with Christmas.
The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in.
The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in.
The third man pulls out a pair of stockings.
Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?"
Answer... "They're Carol's."
So what a gwaan? You laughing yet? No? Okay, one more try, zeen?
Rudolph the Red Nosed ReindeerA Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife.
"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said." Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them. "Let's not fight about it," the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."
As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"
"It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on. But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!" To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"
Well, thats it. I man gone to bed before you lose the Christmas Spirit and bus' some copper shot inna me structure.. Hope you enjoyed it, but whether or not you did, sleep good, you hear...
Posted by Mad Bull at December 12, 2005 11:51 PM
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Corny, but yet funny!!
The gyal healthy looking! Keep dem coming!
Posted by: De Immigrant on December 12, 2005 11:58 PM
First joke not bad...odda two salt...but a nuuh nutten....your usual stylee dat! 
The lass shape well.![]()
Posted by: Dr. D. on December 13, 2005 07:35 AM
the first and third were funny, second one not that funny.
Posted by: jdid on December 13, 2005 08:26 AM
Very nice female specimin...
Posted by: Trouble on December 13, 2005 10:07 AM
Nice looking young princess..
Posted by: revolution island on December 13, 2005 07:56 PM
Nice looking young princess..
Posted by: revolution island on December 13, 2005 07:56 PM
The jokes ent bad.
Posted by: kami on December 13, 2005 08:16 PM
Hi Kami... I think we were leaving comments at each other's blogs at the same time... a simultaneous commentgasm, if you will... 
Posted by: Mad Bull on December 13, 2005 08:29 PM
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Corny, but yet funny!!
The gyal healthy looking! Keep dem coming!
Posted by: De Immigrant on December 12, 2005 11:58 PM