Willy Bounce
Its a little soon, I know, but thats how we roll sometimes, you done know... joke number two:
A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar."What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your willy?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies.'"
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!".
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because 'Quality is Job One'." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY .. 'Like a Rock!'" and gives him a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer." The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?" The cowboy says, "Because it's' STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN! 
Look out for more adjustments to this post too, y'all! Inna de latahs, seen?
Posted by Mad Bull at January 05, 2006 05:04 PM
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Posted by: kami on January 5, 2006 06:28 PM
Har Har Har!
I guess it is not bad.
I guess I will call mine DURACELL.....it keeps going, and going, and going.....until it comes of course!
Yours have a name my yute?
Posted by: Dr. D. on January 5, 2006 09:52 PM
Happy Friday Mad Bull.
Posted by: sunshine on January 6, 2006 08:08 AM
Mine is called....
Just kidding.
I know this one and it is funny as hell!
Hey MB have a great weekend!
~Smooches~
Posted by: BajanQueen on January 6, 2006 08:27 AM
So BQ, you don't have a willy, but you do have a "wilma". Whats your wilma's name? C'mon, it looks like it was on the tip of your tongue! Spill the beans.
My willy doesn't have a name, but apparently it should. I hereby christen it "The Whopper... Have it your way... it just tastes better".
Posted by: mad bull on January 6, 2006 04:03 PM
Blurdcleat my yute!
Posted by: Dr. D. on January 6, 2006 08:31 PM
ha ha ha, you guys are funny
Posted by: jdid on January 7, 2006 09:38 AM
rofl i'm not sure what's funnier, the jokes or the comments ehehe
Posted by: Kim on January 7, 2006 11:02 AM
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Posted by: kami on January 5, 2006 06:28 PM