The Mad Bull's Blog

February 24, 2006

Three Strippers and A Nun

Respect to all crew! How are you all doing today? I hope say oonoo feeling irie! Hey, there were seven cruise ships out in the harbour yesterday, you know! Talk about people! The tourists just took over the waterfront! Natty was in Georgetown for a meeting and so I asked her to link me for lunch and the way the streets were crawling with people and vehicles, she nearly met a tourist by accident! (bounced a tourist down)!

Well, it wasn't really that close IMHO, but Natty and the tourist got a good scare out of it!

Luckily, she avoided committing manslaughter. If she hadn't it would have messed up lunch!

Yes, I have more to chat about with you...

Yeah, lunch was great! We went to Bayside Restaurant and we had a good time. The food was excellent and the company spectacular. All in all, yesterday was a good day! Minimum frustration at work, just a little bit there at the end of the workday, enough to keep me there till 07:00 PM, but its all good.

This morning was hectic though, boy! So many problems to be fixed, so little time, plus I had to pay bills today too! (Bummer!)
You know what though? A lady on the third floor had her birthday today and someone brought in tons of chocolates! Normally that doesn't thrill me one way or another but I took this sweet, its called a Galaxy Truffle, and OH MY GOD!!! Its like my mouth died and went to Heaven, rasta!
So yeah, I'm just chilling, every now and then when the problems seem too stressful I pop a Truffle, and 5:00 PM will roll its merry way around soon enough, you done know!

At 5:00, a group of us from the office are going to knock back a few at a local hangout to wish a fellow employee farewell. I'm not saying I am happy to see her go, but I am happy with the way we will be saying goodbye! A couple of cold ones will be MUCH APPRECIATED later, believe you me!

Sometimes people do something just to see how other people will react to it, just like I was thinking of doing with my previous post. Here is a joke which turns on exactly that fact. Enjoy:

A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine's Day night and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I brought you a drink?". She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!". Everyone in the pub is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table totally red faced.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises. She smiles at him and says, "I'm really sorry if I embarrassed you just then. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." The man responds, at the top of his lungs, "No I will not pay $200!"

By now, I am sure you are wondering what the hell the title of this post has to do with its contents? Well, I am just taking another leaf out of my bredrin Owen's book. Owen is always posting entries where the title has nothing to do with the post and I found that sorta interesting so I decided to do the same thing. You know, that title would be good for a porn show... Maybe I could sell the name to a porn movie producer, what do you all think? That is, assuming it hasn't been used already. Anyway, hey, have a good weekend, y'all!

Peace...

Posted by Mad Bull at February 24, 2006 01:30 PM

Comments

Oooh, looky looky! I just got an email! Here are the contents:

Dear All,

We have a cake in the 2nd Floor kitchen for Donna & Donette's departure, please come and enjoy!!!!!

Thanks,

YES!!!

Posted by: mad bull on February 24, 2006 01:54 PM

My yute, what a title and why you picking on my bredrin Owen? Anyhow, how you and the bike thing making out? Don't bother to be pulling any wheelies and such now you know! Have a great weekend.

Posted by: AngryDog on February 24, 2006 06:39 PM

Well, I read the post not because of the title, but because a you write it and u name bredrin.....anyhow, if you want to have titles that have nada to with the content....so be it.

The joke was OK.

Tip back a few yes, I shall be doing the same in 30 minutes or so, but haffi reach een at a decent hour tonite...driving to Jerk country in the morning.

Posted by: Dr. D. on February 24, 2006 07:20 PM

Lol,you caught me.I was looking for the juicy details.Enjoy ur wkend

Posted by: kami on February 24, 2006 07:43 PM

Good joke. Glad de yute got her back.
Seven cruise ships one time!! Uno not joking down there!

Posted by: De Immigrant on February 24, 2006 09:37 PM

Bwoi MB yuh ketch I wid di title.....was looking forward to some rather risque details my yute.

Posted by: charles on February 24, 2006 09:54 PM

I remember seeing quite a few cruiz ships when I was in Cayman. I even took a few pictures through my window in the plane. I should post one of them, if I can remember.

I was wondering weh di "Three strippers and a nun" joke was.

Posted by: stunner on February 24, 2006 11:08 PM

uh-oh
looks like the spammers have found you. you're going to have to put up word verification or something.
too bad.
i'm glad to hear Bayside is still around- that'll be a few more pounds added to the belly in a coupla weeks!
i'm sad that the rs125 switch-up was a hoax- thought if i saw it at the Corner Pocket i'd buy you a vx/pepsi.

Posted by: jeff. on February 25, 2006 01:49 AM

@ Angry Dawg : I wasn't picking on Owen, I like that he does that title thingie... imitation is the nost sincere form of flattery, they say...

@ Doctor D : I did some tipping back, Doc... Natty thinks it was too many though... (* sigh *)

@ Kami : Thanks, I will try. Last night was quite nice, so I am off to a good start. Going to the beach shortly then to a Wedding Anniversary party being held at a pool hall place, that should be interesting... Who knows what Sunday will bring?

@ Charles, Stunner : Risque details, huh? What do you think this is, "True Confessions"?

@ De Immigrant : Yes, the girl got what she deserved, mi bredda...

@ Jeff : Hey, you have my email. When you get here, drop me a line, perhaps we can round up Ri and Trouble and we all tip back a couple of cold ones...

Posted by: Mad Bull on February 25, 2006 11:06 AM

Man, life in the Cayman Is. sounds naiiice and eeeasy. How come so many tourists are there now, what time of the year is it? I'm seeing a lot here too and I'm puzzled.

Posted by: guyana-gyal on February 25, 2006 03:04 PM

I like that joke

Posted by: jdid on February 25, 2006 03:43 PM

Yeah you need to watch out for those tourists. Before they added the mini roundabout by Anderson Sq I almost met up with a tourist also. There I was driving along and this lady wasn't watching where she was going. I came to a stop so that she could at least cross the road safely and what did she do? Walk into the car.

Posted by: AtaiDanu on February 26, 2006 05:10 AM