The Mad Bull’s Blog, Version 3

Hail! Guess what I had for lunch today? I came across this Spicy Thai Chili Tuna in the supermarket and it absolutely RAWX!!! I used it to make a sandwich. First, I added a bit of mayonaisse (not too much, you don’t want to kill the spict Thai chili flavour) and mixed that in well, then I added a touch of sugar (to taste, you dun know) and a little of some variant of scotch bonnet pepper that I have been seeing lately at the gas station at Newlands.

I had that with some “Captain’s Bakery” hard dough bread with some butter and TRUST MI!!!IT DID WICKED!! IT DID IRIE!!

To tell you how nice it was, after Natty had her sandwich, she came to me and said, “Thanks for introducing me to that Spicy Thai Chili tuna!”. Thanks go out to my bredrin “Scabbo” from Jamaica, because is him tell me about it! Awoah!

#nowPlaying I got Star 92.7 streaming thru my system, yo! Big up, Selecta Renegade! Awoah! (* raps *)When I step into the building, everybody hand go up!. . . . And they stay there!(* /raps *)

Last night was pretty cool, actually, despite my car boiling over twice as I was taking it back to the mechanic after work. It had me sitting on the roadside for ages waiting for it to cool down. Thank God fi mi bredrin Gotti, to rass! Trust me, good friend better than pocket coil, you nuh seet! Gotti helped me to get the car to the mechanic! Respect, Sir Gotti!

So what did I do? Well, first I had a couple of well disguised soft drinks at Mango Tree, (the sweetie of a bar tender pretended to everyone that it was Grey Goose and Cranberry that she was serving to me when it was really just Cranberry juice and Club Soda. My gout was acting up, thats why I was on soft drinks. I need to stop drinking, you know! Its just that life will be so flippin boring afterwards! ) then got some chinese food and watched a movie on Netflix with the family. We watched a couple episodes of “Family Guy“, then we watched a Tyler Perry movie, “I Can Do Bad All By Myself“. It was ok. I give it a 5.7/10. It can watch. (The leading actress, Taraji Henson is pretty hot still, IMHO! When you see her in her slinky dresses, it will give you all kind of naughty ideas, trust me!) Yea, so the movie wasn’t awesome, but it was fun chillin’ with all the family on a Friday Nite. Nowadays, either Natty or I have gone out on Friday nights or we are all here, but we’re all doing our own shit, not really chillin’ together, if you know what I mean. It was nice for a change….

Actually, now that I think about it, the whole day yesterday was irie… Work was pretty easy going and nice, excepting for hearing the news about my bredrin’s car, then I went over my job appraisal with my boss! 4.5 out of 5, YO! At lunchtime, Gotti and I went to a friend’s house and nyammed some KFC (Chipotle Wings, fries, a corn and a cole slaw for me… Yum!), while they played a PS3 game, FIFA Street. It actually looks like a lot of fun! Check it out:

I may just buy it and practice it up on my lonesome, then go back and kick they ass, yo!

Then I wound the day down by going to bed at a decent time and getting some good ZZZZ’s in for a change! Pretty decent overall, actually…

So it’s the New Year, ppl. Some people like to make resolutions for the New Year. I used to do that stuff myself, but in more recent times, I have just been kicking it, just laying back and chillin’ and going with the flow.

Well, this year, I’m going old school! I got two resolutions!!! Well, 1.5 resolutions, really. This year, I’m going to learn how to cook, and I’m contemplating learning Spanish. I have already begun on the cooking thing, and I am going to continue, till I get pretty good at it, and I am all confident in the kitchen and shit! I wanna be like Drake when I grow up, yo! As Drake raps in his hit, “Headlines” – “I’m gonna be too strung out on compliments, overdosed on confidence”… (Yeah, I love that song!)

The other resolution I am contemplating is learning spanish… That one is a bit problematic, because Natty is going to think I have some special reason (that looks like the chick in my banner pic perhaps?) why I am learning it, but its really just that we have so many spanish speakers around us nowadays that, hey, why not? Its something to do and it will keep the brain active! Why the hell not?

Since I haven’t made up my mind on the spanish thing yet, I’m just going to say that its half a resolution, but you see the cooking one? Its ON! Yesterday I cooked Chicken and Bok Choy, with some nice Jasmine rice and Natty and MBJr. loved it! I should have taken a picture of it! I plan to do something today too… when it gets done, I’ma let you know, seen?

TTYL…

So, they held elections in Jamaica on December 29th. The Jamaica Labour Party (JLP) felt it was going to win, and so did a lot of political analysts, both professional and amateur. Unfortunately for the JLP, and maybe for Jamaica, they didn’t.

The Peoples National Party (PNP) routed the JLP. They won 41 seats to the JLP’s 22. How could everyone be so wrong? I wont spend any time on analysis, since I don’t live there anymore and I haven’t followed whats going on over there very closely. Here is one bloggers opinion on why the whole thing went pear shaped for the JLP.

My personal take on the PNP win? *sigh* I am not surprised, really… Despite the fact that the PNP has never handled the Jamaican economy well, Jamaica has a love affair with the PNP and that is that! In my opinion, the relationship between the PNP and Jamaica can be described like that of a battered wife who just keeps on going back to the battering husband… but as I said, that is just my opinion.

If you feel different, don’t bother to attack me… your party has won the election already! Anyway, I don’t think it makes much of a difference nowadays. Neither party had a lot of options open to it and no matter who is at the helm, there are some dark days ahead for Jamaica.

I pray that God will work a miracle and somehow the PNP will be able to put Jamaica on a positive path at last… but somehow, I doubt that He will. I do wish them the best though, because Jamaica could really use a boost up.

Yes bwoy! Chef Natty on di case! She is in the kitchen cooking up a storm. I was in there trying to help her, but YOW! She miserable like Chef Gordon Ramsey, you know!

Just because I kept stopping work on her assigned tasks to take a photo or two, she got vexed and she ran me out of the kitchen! She sent me to go and fold up the clothes in the dryer instead.

I would much rather help out in the kitchen, you know. Its more interesting work. My bredrin Gotti would tell me I mustn’t allow her dictate to me. “Come outta di “panty Government” ting, Mad!”, he would say…

Still, because I know which side MY bread is buttered on, I dare not rebel! Right now, the only thing I could do would be to tell my bredrin, “Nuh boddah mix me upppp!!!!

Anyway, let me go on folding the clothes, you hear. TTYL.

Judge Toler

So I was folding up some clothes, right! I decided to flip through the channels to find something to use as background noise… as I flipped through the channels, I kept coming across all these court shows… Judge Judy, Judge Joe Brown, Judge blah blah, Judge Blah Blah 2, yadda, yadda, yadda!

I am so sick of all these blasted court shows! Why are they still on the air, for Christ’s sake! It almost makes me wish someone would just assassinate them all! Just kill them, every last one! Well…. not the one thats on Divorce Court…. Judge Lynn Toler. Not her, I like her… she’s hot!

Rass! Rihanna goin’ into porn owah?

Looks like she need good management to me. New agent, maybe…