I was watching a blue movie the other day, given to me by a guy at work. It was one of those parody X-Rated movies. I think it was a parody of the TV Show “Friends” or something like that. It was okay.
What was interesting about the movie to me though was this ‘tramp stamp’ that one of the starlets in the movie had. It was a pretty intricate tattoo of a butterfly, really pretty! I noticed it when the girl was getting it doggy style, with the camera shooting from above the girl’s back. I was finding myself becoming mesmerised by the butterfly as the girl moved back and forth, and it was like I became more interested in watching the movement of the butterfly than concentrating on the actual activity that was taking place.
It then occurred to me that this might be one of the benefits of tramp stamps. Some guys have issues with coming too early, you know? We have all manner of tricks that we use to try not to come early, such as thinking about something else like a cricket match, or about shyt at work or about a video game or something, anything to distract them from the pleasurable sensations that they are experiencing, but for some guys, the tricks don’t work.
Now when a woman has on a tramp stamp like this butterfly I was talking about earlier, well, if you can get mesmerized by the butterfly or whatever tattoo the woman is wearing and it distracts you from the ‘work at hand’, thats probably a good thing! It might just work out for the guys (and hence for the women), don’t you think?
While we are on the issue of tramp stamps, check this one out:
Note: Not really a butterfly
Now thats a REAL tramp stamp, huh? 
Note, this is NOT the butterfly that had me mesmerized!
Wheel & Come again!
I have a little joke to share with you. Its been a long time since I last did that, right? Here goes…
Junior , the Jamaican is on ‘Who wants to be a Millionaire’; and has
reached the $1 million question. MeredithVeira says, ‘Right Junior , this is for $1 million, and remember, you still have two lifelines left, so
please take your time. Here’s your question: What type of animal lives in a Sett?’
‘Is it:
A) Badger
B) Ferret
C) Mole
D) Cuckoo?’
Junior ponders for a while and says, ‘Backside Meridith, mi not sure; gi mi di 50-50.’
‘Right, Junior , let’s take away two wrong answers and see what you’re left with.
‘Badger’ and’Cuckoo’ are the two remaining answers..
Junior has a long think, then scratches his head and says, ‘Blouse an’
Skirt Meridith, mi still nuh know, mek mi phone mi island bredren.’
‘So who are you going to call?’ says Meridith.
‘Hmmm, Ah tink I’ll call Selwyn in Mandeville, Jamaica.’
So Meredith phones Selwyn in Mandeville. Selwyn, this is Meredith Veira from ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’. I’ve got Junior here, and with your help he could win $1 million. The next voice you hear will be Junior .’
‘Wha gwaan Selwyn? Where mi money deh…? Anyway, ansa dis an we quits. What type ah hanimal mek im yard in a sett? Is a badger or a cuckoo? ‘
‘Is a badger, man.’ says Selwyn without hesitation.
‘You sure, bwoy?’
‘Definite. Wanundred purcent. Abadger. Definitely.’
‘Right, tank yu man.’
‘I’ll go wit di eediat bwoy Selwyn. The answer is a badger.’
‘Final answer, Junior ?’
‘Yeh mon, Meridith, final answer.’
‘That’s the correct answer. You’ve won $1 million!’
Cue wild celebrations.
Next morning Junior calls up Selwyn: ‘Bredren dat was a blood-fire ansa laas night bwoy, yuh cumgood!
How you did know sey badger yard is a sett?’
‘Me nevah know’, replies Selwyn, ‘but everybaddy know cuckoo live inna clock!’ :lol:
Ah bwoy, dat one mek mi belly side hot me, di way me laff! I hope it was good for you too. 
Anyway, I man ago buss it! Peace!
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