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Dat R. Kelly Dude…

That R. Kelly is a little wierd, isn’t he? Firstly, I’d never knowing take on an underage girl. Thats the first thing.

The second thing though, is this filming fetish. I mean! I can understand if you film yourself once or twice. But the cops have found another four tapes! Can you believe it. Hmmm… Why would a guy continuously be taping himself in action. My best three guesses:

  • He never used to get any before he became a famous singer, and now he tapes himself so that he can watch it, and in that way reinforce his own belief in the fact that he really got some!
  • He thinks hes a really poor lover, and so he tapes himself so that he can watch his methodology later and go over his methodology with a view to improving it.
  • He still isn’t getting any, and so he tapes what little he gets so that he can jerk off to it during later periods of famine, so to speak.

What do you think? Can you come up with anymore? Or do you agree with my ideas? (Link via wKen)

Well, we did go to Frenchman’s Cove today. I just got back. It was great. It is also late, and I man bus! (I’m tired). Maybe I’ll give you the blow by blow tomorrow, and look out for a few pictures too… Latah!

4 Responses to “Dat R. Kelly Dude…”

  1. the dude is a freak, and freaks don’t think about consequences when they’re doing what they need to do to. i mean, taping yourself in illegal acts?

    of course it could just be arrogance, like he figured as a star he could do whatever he wanted.

    taking advantage of little teenage groupies is sick and evil.

  2. He is a sickening freak and obviously where sexuality is concerned, he is trying to prove something, what, I don’t know. They should chop off his ra$$ hood (penis) and make him eat the little weasel!

  3. It would seem to me that if he came to live down here in Jamaica he would fit right in with some of the men who pretend to be decent. You wouldnt believe the people that I am talking about. There is a sydrome out there where certain men think it a really “big man” thing to do this to young girls. I dont know about taping but I know they take sickening advantage of girls much younger than themselves. They develop this type of “syndrome” I think because they cannot impress women their own age. Therefore they have to prey on young girls who are inexperienced..

  4. Natty, I think you may well have a point there. Quite intuitive.