The Mad Bull’s Blog, Version 3

I want you to start your day right, so I’ll let you read this joke I got from Natty… Hope you haven’t heard it before.

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Why I Fired My Secretary

(A true story - from a Toronto Star article

Two weeks ago, it was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn’t feeling too hot that morning anyway.

I went into breakfast, knowing my wife would be pleasant, say Happy Birthday, and probably have a present for me.

She didn’t even say Good Morning, let alone any Happy Birthday. I said, well, that’s wives for you. The children will remember. The children came into breakfast and didn’t say a word.

When I started to the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said, “Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday.” And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon. About noon Janet knocked on my door and said, “You know it’s such a beautiful day outside and it’s your birthday, let’s go to lunch, just you and me.” I said, “By George, that’s the greatest thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go.”

We went to lunch. We didn’t go where we normally go; we went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day. We don’t need to go back to the office, do we?” I said, “No, I guess not.” She said, Let’s go to my apartment.” After arriving at her apartment, we had another martini and smoked a cigarette and she said, “Boss, if you don’t mind, I think I’ll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable.” “Sure”, I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and in about five minutes, she came back out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife and children. All were singing Happy Birthday…and there I sat, on the couch… with nothing on but my socks and a huge erection.)
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Well, thats why they say “Assume nothing!” Have a great day! Later, kiddies!

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