Monthly Archives: October 2002

Dem really “Basic” fe true!

In 2002, six hundred of our basic schools are still utilizing pit latrines! I wonder if this is why the Government calls them “basic” schools? Why didn’t this story break during the election campaigning, when we were being regaled with … Continue reading

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Cricket, Lovely Cricket

I guess a bit of a Halloween spirit must have affected the West Indies openers. They seem to have been transformed from Dr. Jeckyl into Mr. Hyde! I woke up to find the situation being India 358, West Indies 173 … Continue reading

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Our Heroes

It was just National Heroes Day here recently. I came across a website about our national heroes, and I thought I’d link it for those of you who might be interested…

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Hereof fail not at your peril!

JAMAICA SS.   Parish of Kingston and St. Andrew To Bull Mad P.      18 Cow Pasture Way, K08    Database Admtr.   You are hereby required to be, and appear at Her Majesty’s next Circuit Court in and for the parish of Kingston … Continue reading

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I been thinking…

While driving in the car, Natty pointed out that MB. Jr. would soon fall asleep, as he had started to play in his hair in earnest. He always does it. He grasps a forelock between his thumb, his index finger, … Continue reading

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Sleepy tonight…

Man, am I tired! I was dialled into work, running some scripts. The night’s billing was being held up until I finished what I was doing. Suddenly, I was awakened by Natty… I had fallen asleep in front of the … Continue reading

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She waah go home!

I just had a funny experience, thought I’d share it with you. I was looking for a Pepsi to splash into a glass with some V/X, but we were out. I sighed, then decided to hit the road to a … Continue reading

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Its his call, but…

I feel for Prime Minister P. J. Patterson. You see, he has the same set of bunglers, layabouts and knaves surrounding him, people we’ve all seen to be pretty worthless over the last three terms in office. It must have … Continue reading

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A Father’s Lament

Malvo’s father laments : “I feel very bad for him, he’s my son, he’s my blood so a must feel bad,” he said. “When he was growing up he was not like that, just seem like him stepfather (Muhammad) inveigle … Continue reading

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Chinese Sex

Ok, first let me say “Chinese people, me love oonoo!” (Chinese people, I love you). This joke is not meant to offend anyone, but it is funny! Plus, I know that all my Chinese friends and readers can take a … Continue reading

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