Out of the Mouths of Babes
I heard a good one today. I thought it was funny so I decided to share it. A friend of mine told me about this woman that he knows who was pregnant with her second child. She was next door to delivery, and she wanted to shave her vagina before going to the hospital, but her stomach had gotten too big, so she couldn’t do it herself. One morning, about two days before she was due to go to the hospital, she asked her husband to do the honours for her. They went into the bathroom and she sat down and her husband got straight to work, shaving away… This was about six o’clock in the morning. Her two year old daughter woke up and came looking for them, and happened upon them as hubby was in the midst of the shaving process. She was frightened, and shouted out “Look what Daddy doing to Mummy’s vagina!“. 
She said that her daughter shouted it out really loudly, and she was sure her neighbours had heard, and she was so embarrassed that she felt a bit funny going outside to face them for a while afterward.
I wonder what the neighbours thought was going on?
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One can only begin to imagine what the neighbours thought!
Locks. On doors.
You know, I wish I had help with chores like that around my house. Sigh.