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Have a Happy One, OK?

Well, another year is going the way of all flesh, but never fear, another, brand new one is on the way. And we MUST stay here to enjoy it.
You all enjoy yourselves tonight. Be good, ok, and if you can’t be good, well, be safe, you si mi…
Let me wish for you and yours a [...]

Don’t Fuck Wit’ Dis!

Hey, oonoo memba seh mi was a talk bout people who chat too rass much di odder day? (Hey, don’t you remember that I was talking about people who lacked tact recently?) Natty and I have a friend over tonight and the friend reminded me about this girl who put a man in his place [...]

Woi Yoi yoi!

I have it on good authority that these are the types of string bikinis they’re wearing in Brazil. Wicked, nuh true! You know, I know that some men have problems with women who have a lot of lip, but I think I like them, don’t you?
I wonder if Natty would wear one? Hmmm….

Health Tip of the Week

Ok, boys and girls… I’ve decided to give you tips on healthy living. If you’re good to me and comment plentifully during the coming week, I may even keep this up. Anyway, here goes…
REALISTIC RESOLUTIONS
If you’re like most people, you probably have some things you’d like to change about your life during the new year. [...]

Miscellaneous Stuff, y’know…

You know, everyone is getting into snowball fights lately…

That was for those of you who insist on hitting me with snowballs.
Friday night, I took my nephew from New York out to eat at Guilt Trip, only he had already eaten, so he got to watch Natty, MB. Jr. and I eat. Twasn’t bad at all. [...]

Now how do I explain this stuff properly?

So today, I’m went to buy the Sunday newspapers and I took MBJr. with me. MBJr. said “Daddy, last night Mummy was showing me some pictures and I saw one of me in the jungle, looking at some monkeys.”That picture was taken when we last went to Tampa. We took MBJr. to Busch Gardens, and [...]

It Gwine Tuff

Yup! I’ve stolen Las May’s cartoon from the Gleaner again. I like this one. It depicts the economic situation in Jamaica, which is depressing, to say the least. What I found so interesting about this cartoon was the fact that it could so easily have been reversed and still held true. Las May could’ve drawn [...]

Sting 2002

Of course, you know I didn’t make Sting 2002, (Nasty, Stinking, Alien Mutant Ninja Virus from Outer Space, remember?) but I’m on the email list from Whaddat.com, so I got a Sting update. Sting is one of the most prestigious stage shows here in Jamaica, if you can call a stage show prestigious? It has [...]

Horseracing? Me Nuh Join It!

When I was about eleven, I used to hang out with a half-chinese guy named Kirky. He was a horse racing fanatic, and he kind of guided me into an interest in things equine. We used to save the horceracing results printed in the Gleaner as statistics for future reference which we would use as [...]

Christmas Gone Already…

So Christmas Day is over. Boxing Day is winding down to a close. It has been a holiday with a difference.
I remember last Christmas… I had applied to the Weblog Review for them to rate my blog sometime earlier, say in October. They finally got around to doing the review just after the holidays, and [...]