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Strong Back

I heard on the news on TV this morning that an 87 year old man had recently died.

“Unremarkable.” you say? Well, guess what? He died of AIDS! Yessir, his doctor said that when he was diagnosed with AIDS at 85, the doctor was expressing amazement that he had contracted AIDS, and he said to him “Bwoy Doc, man to man, you know how the young girls dem stay…”!

Can you imagine?

Hmph… We build some strong back men in Jamaica, bwoy!

The doctor was making the point that people in Jamaica still are not taking this AIDS thing seriously. I can understand with regard to the 85 year old man though. Shit, for most men, if at 85 they are still able to rise to the occasion and they are able to find young women willing to “let them go” (have sex with them) AIDS will more than likely be rather low on the list of their concerns too.

You see, at that age, you really may not want to live until your grandkids have to “sun” you. You may well feel (like me) that it is not really desirable to experience having to wear diapers once more, and so you just might decide to live for the moment! “Lick out” and have fun now!

But, the voice of reason calls. I think we have to urge responsibility on all, not excluding anyone, not even seniors. You see, the senior in question may NOT have been sticking to just one partner, so he may well have caused the spread of AIDS amongst the young women with whom he was having sexual relations, and even if he felt he didn’t have much to live for, they may not have shared his viewpoint with him, you know what I’m saying?

As Buju Banton sang in his song “Willy”

Rude bwoy don’t be silly,
Put some rubbers on your willy.
AIDs a go round and you nuh waan ketch it!

Still, AIDS at 87! Those young ladies must have been mercenaries, don’t you think? Imagine that you are a young woman and you find yourself having to sleep with an 87 year old man! It must have been a business transaction, don’t you think?

4 Responses to “Strong Back”

  1. A 65 year old female could be a “young woman” to an 87 year old man. Still, better safe than sorry. I plan to still be sexually active if I’m alive at that age. I hope, anyway.

  2. Ok. As much as I am a disciple for safe sex and contraception, I must admit never having had to ‘preach’ to anyone in this age group. (Most of the ones I have come across in this age group would perhaps be happy for a ‘feel up’ or are trying to make their way with the Almighty straight). Anyhow, respec due to de Don Dada still. Nice to know that at eighty odd de man can still hold a rise. If I live to be that age (something that I seriously doubt) I will be quite happy to know that the ‘one eyed monster’ can still greet me standing at attention from time to time.Anyhow, fun and games aside. They did teach us in Community Health that part of the fun of old age and retirement, is that having no pressures of going to work, there is more time to spend getting the goodly stuff. I guess at that age as well, you may well need more time to do so, as I might take a rahtid long time to get to full mast in order to do business. (Oops, I forgot about Viagra.) As much as we may not think about it, the elderly do have sexual urges and enjoy sex just as much as younger folks do, perhaps, just not as frequently. Your point about preaching use of boots to all is well taken. I must remember this. Thanks for the reminder, rudes.More fun and games. Can you imagine if we live to that kind of age indeed and still have good enough health to get some every now and again. And over a VX we ask when last the other got down to business? And lets say I reply. Oh, Mad Bull, not too long ago you know. It must have been about 6 or 7 months ago, not too long really!

  3. Nothing against older persons, but luckily, I don’t think he had a posse of women falling over themselves to bang him.
    But it just takes one…

  4. Nothing against older persons, but luckily, I don’t think he had a posse of women falling over themselves to bang him.
    But it just takes one…