Wha Di Christmas a Say?
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| Me in my D.T.F. uniform |
How di Christmas a treat me? Well, I got a new job offer… I joined the Royal Cayman Islands Police, in the Drug Task Force (DTF). How do you like me in my uniform above? Nah, I’m just kidding, thats the dude from the game Halo 2. I just like the picture. While there is some amount of drugs on the island, I doubt that it would necessitate a team of people dressed like that still!
Anyway, Christmas is treating me well! I got a couple of well thought out gifts so I’m cool still. I bought myself a Wilbur Smith novel to read over the Christmas break, its called “The Sunbird” and its very good, nuff nuff excitement! Feel free to go buy it for yourselves, its “Mad Bull Endorsed”, you zimi! Check hereso for other ratings on the book. I also have a couple of movies to go through.
On the Eve of Christmas Eve, we passed by Shoma’s to drop off her daughter’s present. We ended up chilling with some drinks. I watched “Bulletproof Monk” while I was there. It is your normal, run of the mill “Kickaz” (martial Arts) movie, nothing too intelligent, but it was fun still. Sometimes a kickaz is just what you need. MBJr. was cool too, he got to play some games on their XBox. He is quite the video game buff, so that made his night!
On Christmas Eve, we dropped by Piano Bert’s to drop off some presents for his kids, and no, I didn’t get his son any porn! While we were there, we were treated to some heavily spiked Sorrel and some irie christmas pudding! Good stuff! Bert’s son decided to treat us to a fireworks show which MBJr. absolutely loved! It was a pretty good show still.
While this was going on, there was this crazy mutt that invaded the proceedings. Most dogs cower and hide when fireworks are going off, in my experience… this dog that lives down the road from Piano Bert was the total opposite, however. It was trying its best to attack the fireworks! The loud bangs seemed to attract it rather than frighten it. Very wierd.
Yesterday we went to dinner at Shoma and the DSS Doctor’s place, there was some great food! MBJr. got on the XBox again, this time he got to play Halo2, which seems to be nothing much more than a hyped up, Microsoft produced game modelled after a game I used to play long ago myself, Doom, albeit with far better graphics. Natty and I played some Kalooki which Natty won!
Thats the first time that one of us has won at Kalooki since we’ve been here. I’ve run second a few times but neither of us had won the entire series of games previous to this! Big up, Natty!
What? How did I do in the game last night? Oh I came dead fucking last (DFL). Of course, the less said about this, the better.
Tomorrow we may have Natty’s aunt and her cousin over to lunch. I’m contemplating a beach move too, although I may just wait until Wednesday for that, when most people are back at work. That should be interesting.
Huh? Oh, yeah, I’m on vacation leave Wednesday, Thursday and Friday! I don’t go back to work until January fourth, dude!
So how di Christmas treating you?

I would loved to have seen the dog trying to attack the fireworks.
SO much leave….you must work for government! By the way, your former employers are getting heat over exaggerated billing. Must be a glitch in the computer systemn that happened after your departure!
It sounds like you all had a fabulous christmas, I’m very happy to read about that!
So MB, are you going to get MBjr an Xbox. It’s good for daddy too
There is a game called Mech Assault 2 that is supposed to come out tomorrow. Can’t wait to get it!
Actually, Stu, I hardly ever play these computer games. Michelle, I get 4 weeks vacation a year. Thats not that much, IMHO! Certainly not what I deserve!