Gulp!
Oh Ra$$! I just saw this! I mean, I had read that Dyoll Insurance company had gone belly-up because of all the insurance claims that swamped it since Ivan, but I didn’t really stop to think about it much…
Then I read the first news story I linked above. Policies issued by Cayman Insurance Center, who has the policy on Natty’s car and on my car, are in fact Dyoll policies! 
That means if Natty and I drive out to work tomorrow and some likkle careless b*mbo cl*at causes us to hit them, or if they hit us and are inadequately insured, we don’t have any money to get! 
Bwoy, at least it happens as the period of insurance coverage is drawing to a close, and to be truthful, they did fix up the CRV after the storm, so I have to be thankful for Dyoll/Cayman Insurance Center still! I only hope that Omar Davies stays as far away as he can from Dyoll, bwoy, because he will only make matters worse! Next thing all the insurance companies from Yard * will start to fold now!
For myself, I will just have to be extra careful till I get some more coverage, thats all! You know, if I didn’t read that article, I would be perfectly relaxed tomorrow, but now that I have read this, I’m going to be pretty bummy (worried) tomorrow morning! You know how my luck with cars stay already! 
By the way, a little bredrin from Yard (is Paddy we call him, can you believe it? Can you get anymore Irish-sounding than that?) gave me a talk this evening re Omar Davies! He told me that recently Omar attended the funeral of one of his followers from his political constituency. Apparently the poor fellow had died “by the gun”. Anyway, while Omar was at the funeral, about nine bad men came unto the scene with high-powered weapons and started to lick shot left, right and center!
Apparently Omar’s bodyguards quickly surrounded him and in two twos they had whisked him away from the church! I am surprised, and shocked, even! I would have thought that when the chips were down, the protective detail assigned by the police might have run screaming to the hills, leaving Omar with no option but to get flat! Respec’ to those policemen, rasta! Big up!
Doc, you did hear about this little story? Is it the real deal that I’m getting from my Yardie bredrin over here?
The next thing I read was that we got a bigshot policeman from Britain to help out our Commish! Bwoy, I wish the Commish and his British second every success, but I also read that the British dude, along with plenty other police, had to run for their lives recently when they were touring a rough neighbourhood back a Yard! Apparently a gunman opened up on them with a silenced, high powered rifle, and they had was to high tail it out of the area! 
What a thing Yard coming to, eeeh?
Hey, Saturday night, I got a major ass whupping at dominos! Bwoy, it were rough, I tell you! Hey, you know how Google is such a great resource for information? I wonder if I can find a webpage or two that can teach me the finer points of the game of dominos? Jdid, what do you think? 
Oonoo gimme a link or two nuh man?! Or if you know how I can get better, give me some tips yourself! Help a brother out, nuh man?!
Oh, and by the way, judging by Melody’s enthusiastic comments, ladies, you might find clicking the link to go see Trouble’s new tattoo to be worth your while, know what I mean? 
Now don’t let it be said that I haven’t hooked my lady readers up on some flesh too, yuh zimi? Heh heh heh… 
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MB, why yu need Google when yu have Jdid!! (Maybe now JA will really tackle de violence.)
Lets hope so, Mel, lets hope so… BTW, am eagerly awaiting your re-entry to the blogging fray… We miss you, Mel!
Man, you have plenty fe seh rude bwoy. Take it easy one the roads yes, you…..let me not say.
Just heard about Omar yesterday. The place is going on bad……Police lose it long time. I doh know…….
Hi Mad Bull-I mentioned on Dr. Dr’s blogg about the violence in Ja getting worse. I guess we’re all hoping that this new Deputy Police can make a postive difference. I mean, look at what happened to Omar Davies at a funeral. These criminals no no bounds. Money-I’m sure is the motivation.
For something upbeat I’ll check out Trouble’s new tatoo. Have a great day.
Hey MB, yeah what you are hearing is really so it going. Tek care on the roads.
MB, dammit I wanted to comment this like a while ago but had technical difficulties.
That was a well-written and thought provoking post on the 15th, trying to juggle discretion, empathy, helplessness, anger and guilt is the mixed blessing of emotion.
I had recently got involved in a ‘lovers quarrel’ as they call it, and perhaps I shouldn’t have. I was chatting to a girl in a club some of my friends owned. In my peripheral vision a small blur that resembled a ‘erm… homosexual guy that I knew went hurtling by almost bouncing us. I also glimpsed the ‘boyfriend’ in hot pursuit (this man resembles a very tall hairy cement block with legs…)
For some reason, my brain decided to process this scene and that the best course of action was to intervene on behalf of the smaller man’s welfare (probably because he had hooked me up with a very cute English girl he knew once, and he had also told me of the BF’s violent history.)
So I put my hand up to slow the BF’s progress… but I put it up hard, and there was a disturbingly loud ‘thud’ as it connected with his chest… well it slowed him down a little too much… in fact, he stopped dead, and I could see him thinking about the most efficient way of killing me… and where was the softest dirt in which to bury my lifeless corpse.
I had committed though… and put forward my best screw-face, hoping my reputation would somehow carry me through alive… looking him in the eye, I said, “calm down… what’s going on?”
Somehow it worked and I lived through… however, I later found out that the “little’ idiot had got drunk hit Mr. Cement Block with a glass and cut his chin, and hence Mr. CB was a little angry at Little Idiot at the time.
Morals? Things not always what them seem, and the only heroes… are dead heroes.
By the way… re- this post… I with them too, I better go check my policy… damn teefs… and I am not just a piece of meat… Okay, I am a piece of meat… but I have other qualities too. Do I win ‘Longest comment ever?’
It is rather scary bro, both about the violence and Dyoll. That company has been around FOREVER!!!!!
Yes indeed, Ciya, it has. Trouble, I love long comments like that. Very interesting.