The Mad Bull’s Blog, Version 3

If you’ve been visiting my blog recently, you already know that I have been giving a review (from the point of view of the Mad Bull) of the beautiful Caribbean ladies who are delegates in this year’s Miss World Pageant.

If you haven’t been visiting my blog recently, why the hell not! You’ve got a lot of explaining to do, buddy/missy!

Okay, okay, no stress… if you haven’t seen them already, simply scroll down to see the other beauty review posts after you’ve read this one.

I am going to deal with a Frenchie and an English speaker now… Tonight I will talk about Miss Guadeloupe and Miss Bahamas!… Lets go with Miss Bahamas first. She is definitely a lady of pleasing proportions. Yes, rastas & queens, click on her link above and go check this young miss out! As you can see, while Miss Barbados (from previous “Beauty” post) would have been a delicious morsel, Miss Bahamas represents a delicious meal! Now I do have wide ranging tastes, and therefore I can say that I appreciate women of varying sizes and possessing different physical attributes. At the same time, I will admit that Miss Bahamas would definitely be in the central portion of that range of how I like my ladies to look! What a strong dawta, as many Jamaican men refer to women who are filled out so nicely! Also, she is quite pretty! Yessir, she is definitely my speed!

Next up is Miss Guadeloupe! Check out her pictures and then lets discuss her… ok… Now she looks like she is one of the “slim girl” posse, tall and slim. Yes, she would be a definite contender for my bredrin, Cowboy Eddie, but still, she is not too slim, so she is also someone that I could appreciate! Of course, there is more… click the link below to continue…

From her pictures, you can see that she have some nice legs still, and in the one where she is looking back over her shoulder at us, it would seem that she have a nice little bunkie around the back there! Miss Guadeloupe is a nice girl, and shes nicely put together, so much so that she would make me want to test my bredrin’s theory out still! (see last beauty review post for more info on Cowboy Eddie’s theory)

So, both of these ladies are fine! Yes, Rasta, as Capleton (a Jamaican DJ) would say, they look good in their clothes! I have one question though! Whe di rass di swimsuit shots deh? I don’t trust the fact that they haven’t done a swimsuit shot at all! Something into something, yah! (Something is wrong here!)

Beauty Pageant delegates must give us a swim suit shot! That is all!

Because I cannot talk about beauty Pageant delegates and leave you without a nice bikini shot to ponder, I will now talk about another delegate. Since Doctor D has his eye on a stunner from the Dominican Republic (D.R.) and since the chiquita of a certain troublesome Caymanian bredrin who is not unknown to you all also hails from the D.R., thats where I will cover next. The lass from the D. R. is lovely!

Compadres, mek me say more! She sweet! She hot! She makes my temperature, my pressure, and my “magic wand” rise! This is a lady who any red blooded male would want to conjure up and perform magic tricks with, nuh true? Phew! In the words of a revolutionary we have come to know and love, “BOMBA!”. The Dominican Republic is moving the stakes up higher, thats for rassclaat sure! Thats why I have posted her picture on my blog, instead of just linking you to the Miss World site, as I have done for the others. Baby, you need a thumbs up because you are going places!

Thats all for tonight, folks! Tune in tomorrow for some more.

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