The Mad Bull’s Blog, Version 3

What up? I am in the place again. I am feeling a bit tired, actually. I went out and played pool last night. I was doing ok, because I won most of my games. Still, I only played against two people. It was fun still, but aside from what I have already said, there isn’t much else to report.

It was pretty cold this morning. A cold front has descended upon the Cayman Islands, and upon Jamaica too, if Doctor D is to be believed.

Anyway, I resisted the urge to lie in bed under the covers, and I managed to head out at my usual time this morning. Even though I headed out at the usual time, I bucked upon the most horrendous traffic this morning! As soon as I turned unto Shamrock Road, I was in the traffic! Usually it starts way down the road, but not today!

I immediately surmised that there must have been another accident and that was causing the traffic block up that I was experiencing. Then another thought hit me. “Oh yeah, the cold front!”. It was somewhat breezy, and so I assumed that the water must have been rough down by George Town (G.T.), where the cruise ships normally dock. When that happens, some of the ships usually dock by Spotts, which is about halfway down Shamrock Road between my house and G.T. When the ships dock by Spotts, a shitload of buses, taxis and tour operators converge upon Spotts and cause horrible traffic Jams for all us people who live further east than that.

Anyway, I managed to get MBJr. to school on time, but only just! When I started to make my way down Shamrock Road again, I noticed that the traffic was far more smooth flowing and that there wasn’t even one ship docked by Spotts! I have no idea what was accounting for the traffic either… it is strange indeed!

Re the cruise ships, while they weren’t docked up by Spotts, there were a number of ships in the Harbour this morning! There were five, to be precise! They brought 10,488 tourists to the island today…

Hey, I had a dream last night… well, really this morning. Actually, it started out cool, but it turned into a bit of a nightmare. In the dream, I had taken a woman out to a bar/niteclub. It was a woman I was seeing on the side, and we were doing B52 shots and getting cozy in some chairs beside the dance floor. We were making out a bit and having fun, and then I noticed some women coming into the niteclub. One of the women was my mother and the other was M’Buthulezi. I was shocked!

“Ra$$ claat, I don’t want them to see me!”, I thought and I sank lower into my seat. The woman I was with didn’t notice my waning interest, she had her arms wrapped around me and her head was buried into my neck as she licked and nibbled away. I was busy trying to keep an eye on my mother and M’Buthulezi, and at the same time I was trying to see who the other women who came in with them was. Unfortunately, in the shock of seeing them, I lost all sight of who the other women were or where they had turned in the club.

I kept looking around, swivelling my head from side to side and looking wildly and fearfully in all directions. Suddenly, I glanced over to a chair close by on my right hand side and who should I see sitting there, looking at me with a most peculiar expression on her face but Natty! She looked like she had gone cuckoo, like one of those mad people on a show, just before they dragged a rusty meat cleaver out of their handbag and started chopping all and sundry to death!

Woi yoi! JUDGEMENT! I was filled with a sense of dread and fright, so much so that I woke up immediately! A good thing too! I wasn’t sticking around for any ass whupping that would most certainly have followed! No sah! I only hope Natty, M’Buthulezi and Mamacita didn’t draw down pon the poor unsuspecting woman in my dream and beat her to death. Lord knows they are capable of it, but she didn’t really deserve that still, because she probably didn’t know I was married, after all, men are dogs, nuh true?!

Speaking of dogs, I have been dying to get one! I am here fussing up myselves trying to decide what kind I am going to get. Check out this cutie pie!

Hotty hotty puppy, you know… Anyway, thats enough from me. How do you think I did? Me chat plenty for a man who began by saying I didn’t have much to chat about, eeeh?. Me gone, because I am dropping down with tiredness! See you tomorrow, zeen?

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