Ah Who Dis? Ah Me?
Yowah Yow! Respect to all! Yeh. So today is D-Day. Last day on the job. I will miss the people, and it looks like I will miss some excitement too, because it looks like things are setting up for some drama! I wish all of my peeps strength, fortitude and luck to go through the (potential) storm ahead. Anyways…
Yeah, so I was over to Fyr’s place and I got a nice little link from her still… It was to a site where you could make a “sketch” of yourself. That picture above is my attempt to “sketch myself. How do you think I did?
People, I did Norton AV scans and Windows Defender scans on my PC, they took long, you see?! Did you know that I have in excess of 1.3 MILLION files on dis here PC? I certainly didn’t! Things are running better, but I am still having some issues! And I-man cyah tek di phuckery! (I can’t take the foolishness)
I have sung Compi the following bit of lyrics:
Anytime,
you piss me off again,
You ah go see mi nine!
I’n'I have nuff tings fi do
And you jus’ ah fight I
I gwine format yu ra$$ sed time!
A meltdown-rebuild of my PC is imminent! After that, I am sure that Compi (and whatever virus she has taken up with) will come singing to me! Singing a sankey, that is! Why delay the thing! A glorious future awaits, after all.
Anyway, doah put my troubles on your head dis mawnin’. Go ye forth, work hard, and after 5:00pm, go PARTAY! Thats what I’m going to do! Oonoo have a great weekend, seen? TTYL.
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I don’t know if y’all bloggers expect to be rich and famous in the future, all using blog to practice unoo speechifying. First there was Jdid giving his tank yu speech to all who visited his blog, then yu now, wishing everybody, fortitude and whatnot. Teehee. Y’all funny as hell.
Your sketch looks like a chinaman.
Going now to try mine.
I hope they keep a nice lil party for you and get you a nice gift.
Indeed, the sketch lokks like you eye dem well squeeze…and the nose is not near correct…anyway.
Hope they have hurricane shutters for the breeze blow that you seem to be predicting at the office.
TGIF….wtf else matters!?
Enjoy your last day, tell alla dem fe phuck off!
hmm, i guess it’s done on software similar to what police use for photo fits as it makes you look like a criminal!
yup, chinaman. I not evn going to try dat. caan badda
I’m hopping over to the sketch. Eager to see what I look like and hopefully I can post the pic. Last day on the job just be a bit emotional. But one must aspire to move on to bigger and better things. God speed and be sure to tell us about th enew job as soon as you can.
OK, this sketch thing taking longer than I thought. After I feed my son, I’ll try this one.
No way to the sketch…suggest you go try again. Maybe I’ll go fass wid it over the holiday.
When do you start your new job MB? I hope you’ll get some time off before you start.
1.3 mil? Your PC must have some serious storage space! Might try the sketch later.
U sound so absolutely thrilled 2 B leavin’, like U coulda hardly wait fi park dem:)
Dat don’t look like you! Now you should get a pay increase save few dollars for my drinks! I am coming down in April for a long weekend!
Still waiting for you to try the white rice and honey…yuh good, cah mi nah eat dat star!
After 5pm I ended up watching movies. I watched “Rude Boy” and “Mystic Masseur”.
How do you save the sketch? Yours got a vague resemblance.What you got as a farewell gift?
@ Kami - My PC’s flat screen monitor died recently and I have been using a borrows from my (*now*) old bank. They passed the hat and have bought me a new monitor. Aren’t they nice? I’m sure that there was an option to save the picture… to the right of the drawing area, there is a ’save face’ button
@ Gooders - Looking forward to the link up.
@ Melody - For the most part, the people there are irie so it was a bittersweet last day. There are one or two issues going on back there that were sorta unsavoury though… I guess thats like everywhere else, to a greater or a lesser degree though.
@ Leon, I think it has an 80GB hard drive…
@ Gela, no time off, I start tomorrow, bright and early!
@Scratchie : Have fun with it. Lets see if you can do better than I did.
@CD : Have fun with it. Lets see if you can do better than I did.
@Owen : Dem used to call me Mr. Chin in Jam, though I could never fathom why…
@ Kingston Girl : Criminal is such a harsh word. Lets use “thug”. If you’re looking for me, you can find me out on the block disobeying the law… keep on movin’ now…
@ Revo : No man, my only issue with them was money. They weren’t fiesty with me.
@ Doctor D : Well, if they don’t, the breese might just blow them to better places.
@ Gela : Wow! The party was off da hook! More on that anon…
Sigh!!! I miss de fete!!! U have a moment of silence for me???