The Mad Bull’s Blog, Version 3

Bwoy, look yah! Have you ever woken up from a dream pissed off yet? Man, in this dream, Natty went out to this casino (no, not Acropolis, it looked more like the Hard Rock Cafe place in Fort Lauderdale that the Seminoles run) and when she looked in the door, she saw a lot of rough looking customers.
I guess she didn’t feel very safe being in there with them, so she came back home to get someone to follow her there, but guess what?! Is not me she asked to follow her!

There was this dark guy in the dream, he was somewhat thicker than me and thing, sort of built, you know? (Click on the link to get an idea of what he looked like) I don’t even know him or anything, and thats who she asked! Can you believe it?!

Then the final straw came when I was trying to tie a knot in some rope. Have you ever tried to tie a knot in a dream yet? Its like, I was trying to get the knot right, because I didn’t want the guy to get loose, and I simply could NOT tie the knot right! I kept trying and trying, and I started to get quite angry, in fact, thats what woke me up! And now, I can’t get back to sleep either!

Mmmm? Who was I tying up? Oh… Yeah, it was the same guy who Natty asked to follow her to the casino. Yow, you have to get rid of the competition, you know! And doah ask how I got to be in the position to tie the breddah (man) up! You doah have to be big and thick to take down a breddah, you know! I can be a crafty bastard when I have to be. Me nuh ‘fraid fe hide inna de bush and then lick you over the head wid one rockstone if thats the only way I can take you down! Just know that I will do what I have to. “By any means necessary” ah fi me motto!

No, man, don’t get excited! At least you know I didn’t kill the bastard, right? You don’t have to tie up dead people, now do you?

Yeah, yeah, I know its just a dream, and that I should relax and forget the whole thing, but you know why I am still uptight? Well, I didn’t get to tie the guy up properly, right? Now he is still there in the dream, and so is Natty, and I am out of it. Who the hell knows whats going on in that dimension, and I can’t do one rass about it!

After all, who is to say that there aren’t different dimensions, and in our dreams we get to access these parallel worlds! Suppose Natty ends up fooling around with this guy in this parallel world?! We can’t have that, now can we? No, rasta!

Cho! You just wait until she wakes up, you see! I gwine to give her an earful!

So anyway, how has your weekend been so far? Mine was pretty nice, actually. Not that I really did anything special. Lets see, I went on the road early. Took MBJr to Smyles (read about Smyles on this web page), this place where you take kids to have them climb up into a big jungle gym/obstacle course thing and have them get wild with a bunch of other kids. I left him there and went to football practice at Kings Gym. No, I didn’t really train, my knee is not yet 100%. I think I will be ready to run up and down within this week though.

After that, I dropped by work to burn off some RedHat Fedora CDs from some CD Images we store on the network there. You see, Bella and I have decided that we are going to set up a PC with Linux, get Oracle for Linux and load it and we are going to use that plus some books and CDs and thing to get ourselves certified as OCPs. She bought the PC and it arrived Friday, but I couldn’t find my CDs, so…

After that, I picked up “Mini Me” from Smyles and took him to his swimming lesson. He love swimming, but right now, I think he needs a little bit of individual attention, rasta. He is not getting the arm strokes in the crawl right AT ALL, and the instructor’s class is so big that she either is not noticing or she simply has no time to correct him. I will have to address that soon.

Next, we stopped by Bella’s house. I gave her the CDs and she told me that the free monitor she was given wasn’t working. “No wonder it was free!”, we both said. Luckily, I have a spare monitor! Bella and her worse half drove up behind me to my house to collect the monitor and ended up spending a little time at my house labrishing and ting. On top of that, Natty had this woman over as well… this is a woman who used to live in our apartment complex back in Ja., back when we used to live on the same road with Queens High School (Central Avenue). She is over here in Cayman now. Yeah, the labrishing was quite nice. We need to have some or all these people over at a later date to play Kalooki, I’m thinking… we’d have to teach Bella and Lee, her husband, how to play but ah nuh nutten dat! (thats not a big deal.)

Later we went out to dinner at the Canton Restaurant, then we took MBJr. to have some fun in the park down beside the airport. He was swinging away and climbing on all those things they have in parks for kids to climb. (what do they call those things anyway?) He went up and down slides and he was see-sawing and, best of all to him, he was jumping up and down in a bounce about (what some call a bouncy castle) with a bunch of other kids. He had a great time! I am happy we stopped there because it was good to see him having some fun outdoors instead of in front the Playstation2 and Compi!

Natty and I had a great time too! The swings they had at the park looked to be sturdy enough for adults so we each gave the swings a try as well. That was fun! Heh… you should have seen Natty! Hair flying in the wind and with the widest smile on her face! She loved it! I loved watching her.
As for me, I really got into it, I even did a jump from the swing, you know when you reach the apex of the swing when its going forward and you just let go of the chains on both sides and just jump out?! Of course, I forgot that my knee wasn’t at 100%. I only remembered upon landing, and needless to say, I only tried that stunt once!

While we were there too, I watched a few planes taking off and landing. I saw a big British Airways plane take off, it trundled down the runway, looking like it was going so slowly! I am amazed that it is able to take off at all at that speed. I mean, when you consider the weight of the aircraft, plus that of all the people in her, it is amazing to me that they are able to achieve enough lift at the slow-looking speed the plane took off at!

After that, we went to the new “Reflections - Food for Less” store, just across the street from the park, where we got some of our grocery items, then we went to Hurleys @ Grand Market to get the rest. I think the stop at Reflections lowered our bill by about $30. Thats pretty good! We can use that and grab more chinese food this evening, if we feel like! MBJr. and I also went into Blockbuster. I have some new movies to watch, “The Sentinel” and another one, can’t remember the name. I will let you know how they turn out as soon as I watch them.

After that, we went back home and trust me, I was tired. I fell asleep pretty early, maybe even as early as nine o’clock! That is extremely early for me! That brings us full circle, I guess. I’ve told y’all about the dream already… I not going back there though!

Now, I wonder what today will bring? Also, I am wondering how all my Caymanian bredrins who went to Miami Carnival are enjoying themselves and which of us is having more fun?

Enjoy the rest of your weekend, peeps. TTYL!

Tags: Family, Funny Stuff, Rants //