Likkle Labrishin’
This should’ve been posted yesterday, but yesterday was kind of busy (work, after-work drinks, then the Tony “Mentally ill” Matterhorn dance at Kings Sports Centre) so is now oonoo ago get it! (so now is when you guys are getting it)
Just to let you know, after the table tennis games on Wednesday night, I woke up on Thursday and my knee was hurting me. Not a paralyzing kind of pain, but pain never-the-less. As a result, I have decided to act on the advice of my good friend Doctor D., and so a bath (at Bath in Jamaica) is in order. (No, not for “Kong”, its for my knee! Really! I swear! 
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I figure that since you all know and love me, and because you don’t like to see me suffer, I am sure you will have no problem contributing some funds towards my airfare to Jamaica and some spending money. Let me know who will contribute what in the comments… 
I already have somewhere to stay, y’all don’t have to worry about that, but I do have to attend a number of sessions, fetes & bars so that I can link up with bredrins (and you done know I will have to buy a round or three).
They would feel so bad if I came to Jamaica and I never linked them and we don’t want that, now do we? Oonoo mus’ give generously, you hear! Do sup’m fah de poor!
Anyway, its Friday. Today is not the day to take my troubles on board. Today is party day worldwide, nuh true? Let me put you in the mood with a couple of jokes I heard. Actually, the first one isn’t really a joke, more like an interesting anecdote with a funny comment at the end. As I was driving in to work today, I was listening to Z99. The two DJs were talking and the lady DJ mentioned that she had heard about this study that claimed that men used up about six months of their life ogling women! She said that the men first looked at the women’s breasts, then at their ass, then their legs. She said that it was found that men ogled between 6 – 8 women a day!
She did say that women also got in on the action, but to a lesser degree. Apparently women were found to ogle two or three men daily, for a sum total of two months of their lives. She didn’t go into what parts of the men’s anatomy was ogled though. After her relating this information to us, the male DJ wondered why it was that women spent so much less time ogling the opposite sex, and the female DJ said, “Its obvious! We use the rest of our time to shop!â€. 
Remember now, it wasn’t me who said it, it wasn’t even the male DJ, it was the female one! No “chauvinist pig†allegations here!
The second joke may not seem to be politically correct to gays, but hey, its Friday! I give all gays who read this a free pass to give a joke about heterosexuals, seen? Just one joke now, mind you… 
Ok, two gay guys are screwing in a building and while they are going at it hot and heavy, the building catches afire. Which of them is most likely to make it out alive? Click pon de link below to find out nuh?
The answer is : The guy who is being screwed, because he has his shit all packed and ready to go! 
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Wow, I guess I am first…LOL, a little laugh on a Saturday, just what the doctor ordered.
Oh, and I’ll contribute to your “MB suffer no more fund” with a blank check. Of course, I am waiting for my bank to send me some checks….
Wait MB, you have been getting very athletic these days, football, table tennis, Matterhorn!
I will contribute the total fare, as soon as I become a whealthy multi-business ower with millions to spare.
Speaking of women, I know you will love my weekend eye candy that I posted!
Really, a lotta men prob’ly look at faces first — if they don’t find a “face + body package” they mightn’t feel they have “suppem to show off.”
Hmmm. I will contribute to the Mad Bull Charitable Organisation.
I have a debit card to lend…
…shit packed and ready to go eeh…. bwoy, you bad nuh rass.
Actually fun an joke aside…you probably should let an Orthopaedic Surgeon chek up on what a gwaan wid de knee….bath or no bath.
I think the figure of 6-8 per day is about right….possibly even higher depending on where in the world the man finds himself!
Hehe, that’s funny. You’re so bad. Hmmm, lemme contribute a post-dated cheque MB. Only thing, the date might be after you plan on travelling to Ja.
That was a funny one. Just send over your bank a/c # let me wire the funds to you. How much yu waan? US$1M? 2M? Just tell me man let mi sen it!!
Men never look at face first. It’s all body to see if she can position wicked inna bed, if her ass nice an’ round’ fi tek a backshot, etc … then they see if she has a cute face to match.
I love that gay joke.Gonna point it out to my gay friend.lol.
Well I ‘ll contribute to the rounds:)
Ahhh! Plenty contributors! Sweet. My account number is 02-201-696969.
A how so much 69 inna your account #?? Mine yu nuh …
Tried to make an online contribution to de account…..got some reply like servers busy 69ing…check back likkle lata! In odda words, you get weh de duck get!
I try to avoid getting caught checking out a woman’s goods when I first meet them but sometimes they make it so difficult.
My money is tied up in a civic fund currently a guy os trying to sell me a 98 for 520 which is valued at 435.
Well this here girl checks any beautiful person as soo as I see dem. In England, there ain’t that much niceness to see on a regular basis, so when you do see, you dribble:-) (and in answer to your question, it’s a couple of girls at the candy shop:-))
Only six months?
no gay jokes here!!!
Six months! Wow. At least its a good investment, as studies have shown ogling makes you live longer. Sorry bro. I need tution money.
eeeeeew on the packed shit! Good luck with the trip home.
Bad knee, eh? Want airfare to go to Bath, St. Thomas…maybe wat you can do is swim to Jamaica…swimming is very good for bad knees
Six months… I call Bulls&!t… I spend that much time EACH year… and, as you know, damn proud of it!
I was gonna beg some birthday money! But will make donation in kind — will you accept any other kinds donations?
Guyana, you’re so funny, hehe
I don’t like the train of thought GG (Guyana Gyal has come up with… I do like the train of thought of GG though… (Gooders Girl)
6 - 8 women per day. I want to change the order…ass legs then breasts.