The Mad Bull’s Blog, Version 3

I was looking through the Ja. Gleaner just now and saw the reactions of readers of the Gleaner to an article published in the Gleaner of Christmas Eve which covered the “confession” of a member of the Jamaica Constabulary Force as to the level of corruption which is rife in that organisation and as to his role in it. Based on the reactions of the people, I decided to go read the Christmas Eve article and all I have to say is, ah wah do dem?! The stuff confessed is something I think most people in Jamaica know already! I know I for one was not really surprised by what the police officer confessed to, especially that bit about officers giving false corroborating stories about some of the “shootouts” policemen get into with “gunmen” sometimes. Hmph… why do we pretend that things are not as bad as they really are, I wonder?

It came to my notice that the Weblog Awards 2006 (the Bloggies) had been held and that the winners had already been chosen! I was a bit surprised at that, I guess because I didn’t even have an inkling! Anyway, I got a couple of good links from the Bloggies site! They can be used to brighten ones day. All you have to do is to surf to the URLs and give the cuties there a prips. No, these aren’t porn sites. Check out the Daily Puppy and the Daily Kitten sites. Awwww… Dem cute eeeeh?
These sites were big in the “Photo Blogs” category. In the Caribbean / Latino / South American Blog category, I found I had heard of only one of the nominees - Caribbean Free Radio! Congrats to Georgia Popplewell on her nomination! Big up!

Hey, I have a few light jokes for you, check these out.

There is a recent report about women and how they feel about their asses. I thought the results were pretty interesting:

* 85% of women think their ass is too big.
* 10% of women think their ass is too little.
* The other 5% say that they don’t care, they love him, he’s a good man, and they would have married him anyway. :)

Clearly the women surveyed above were not from the Caribbean. There, the majority of women worry that their ass is too small, not too big!

A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he’s allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. “Cold floors,” he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, “Bad food.” They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. “I quit,” he says. “That’s not surprising,” the elders say. “You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here.”

When Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he said “One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind, good luck Mr. Goorski.”

For years, mission control tried to find what he meant by “Good luck Mr. Goorski.” They checked with Russian astronauts but could not locate Mr. Goorski. Until now, Neil would not reveal what he meant by “Good luck Mr. Goorski.”

Today in a press conference, he told reporters that years ago, when he was a young boy, he and his brother were playing ball when his brother hit the ball under their neighbor’s bedroom window. When Neil went to retrieve the ball, he overheard his neighbor’s wife, Mrs. Goorski, telling her husband, “ORAL SEX? I’LL GIVE YOU ORAL SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!”

Finally, I am sharing with you a picture of Anita Horvath, a Hungarian woman who won Miss Bikini World 2006. Check her out:

Whew! She is toned, isn’t she? Not bad at all… You know, she reminds me of a lady I saw at the beach… no, she is more toned than that lady, but anyway… imagine, the lady was sitting in the water and I said to myself, “Now there is an interesting looking damsel!”. Yeah, just facially, she was looking hot to trot. Eventually, she came out of the water. I was pleasantly surprised to see that she was in a tiny thong. Almost as soon as I noticed that, however, she picked up a wrap and put it on, covering up the bounty that God blessed her with…

I swear, I will never understand women! Why wear such a hot swimsuit, only to cover it all up whenever you’re out of the water? You know, sometimes I feel that modesty in women is over-rated. Anyway, I am going to buss it! I gone. Peace…

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