The Mad Bull’s Blog, Version 3

Bwoy its been a long time since I last posted a picture for my photo project. I feel guilty and as a result, I decided to post one up for you.

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You can click on the picture to see the bigger picture. The picture is of a lady taking a group of tourists on a tour on those little glass bottomed motorised boards. From the picture you should recognise that the Cayman Islands sea water is irie like Negril’s own too!

People, I am not tarrying long… I was out till late (for me anyway) last night. I was out playing pool and darts, in fact I played darts with Senor Trouble and his lady last night too. I had a great time, but I was tired this morning, bwoy!

Here are a couple more tidbits for you then: Useless fact of the day : Did you know that the average giraffe’s heart weighs 25 lbs?! Yess sir, they need a big heart to pump their blood all the way up that long, long neck! Interesting, innit?

Interesting post of the day (from another blogger’s site (Mark D60)) :

The U.S.S. Constitution (Old Ironsides) as a combat vessel carried 48,600 gallons of fresh water for her crew of 475 officers and men. This was sufficient to last six months of sustained operations at sea. She carried no evaporators.

However, let it be noted that according to her log, “On July 27, 1798, the U.S.S. Constitution sailed from Boston with a full complement of 475 officers and men, 48,600 gallons of fresh water, 7,400 cannon shot, 11,600 pounds of black powder and 79,400 gallons of rum.”

Click here to read more…

Finally, have a joke…

>A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive
>woman he spotted dining alone. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and
>said, ‘This is from the gentleman seated over there,’ indicating the
>sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at
>the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was
>lingering for a response, took the no te from her and conveyed it to the
>gentleman.
>
>The note read:
>
>’For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage,
>a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants.’
>
>After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in
>return.
>He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return
>this to the woman.
>
> It read:
>
> ‘For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes
> CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty million
> dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you,
> would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back.’

Hope you all enjoyed that! Talk to you tomorrow.

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