The Mad Bull’s Blog, Version 3

Heh heh heh heh …

All of you are at work and I-an-I am at home chillin… wondering if I should go lie down pon de beach or wah…

In honour of this happy circumstance, I thinK I will post a couple of jokes up for you so you too can wear a smile today.

After Black Man Nuh Fool Fool!

There was a black man, a white man, a Native American man, and a Latino man. All four of them were on top of a cliff discussing the
difficulties that their people had gone through.

The native American said, “my people have suffered the most, and in honor of what they have endured, I will fling myself off this cliff in
hopes that my blood will change things”

So he yelled “THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE”, and jumped off the cliff. The Latino, not wanting to be outdone, quickly looked at the other two and said, “That native American was crazy! It was my people who suffered the most!” and then he followed suit, yelling “THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE” and jumping off the cliff as well.

The black man was touched by all this and decided it was his turn. “Actually, my people were the ones who suffered the most!”, he said, and with that he yelled “THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE” and pushed the white man off the cliff!

Misunderstood

One day a Policeman was directing traffic at Half-Way-Tree and every minute this madman ran up to him and say,”Officer wha time yu hav.” So the police kept running him and say “yu nah go no weh so stop ask mi di time!”, but the madman kept on coming back, so the Police got fed up and say “Ah 2:30.” The madman then say to the Police, “When a 3 o’clock, come suck out mi Batty!”. The Police got vex and started running after the madman wid his batten. The madman lost him round a corner near Missa Chin shop.
The police asked Missa Chin, “Yu see a madman run pass ya?”. Missa Chin say, “No, but a wha im do yu? “.The police said, “him no see mi a direct traffic round so and come talk say mi fi come suck im batty when 3 o’clock come!”.

Missa Chin look pan him watch and say “But nuh jus quarter to 3!! Wha happen, yu cyaan wait??”

Little Nancy? :s

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Nancy?”

“My goldfish died,” replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.” The neighbor was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish isn’t it?”

Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your goddamn cat.”

Okay, here are a couple of pictures

Okay, so here is the anecdote:

So Natty and I got up kind of early. MBJr. slept on… the sleep of the innocent, you know… so Natty and I left him alone in the room and went outside to do our own things, me on the komputah and she in the other room with the TV. Eventually, MBJr. woke up. By this time, Natty was watching Tempo. MBJr. walked into the room where she was watching the music vides. At the time, they were playing the Shabba Ranks video, “Ting a ling a ling!”, then they followed it up with Stephen Marley’s “Traffic Jam”. Natty was lying down singing along, “Prap Prannanannanannna nah nap nap!”, when MBJr. turned to her, gesturing for the remote with his hand, saying “Gimmi that thing, gimmi that thing!”. Natty said, “Lawd, MBJr., you come to spoil my fun or wah?”, and MBJr., replied, “Are you kidding? I am saving your life! You’re watching Tempo!”.

OK, STOP LAUGHING! BACK TO WORK!

Hey, for your next work break, go to El Toro Loco… Got some beauty queen photos for you. They were taken in the Miss Universe National Costume Competition.

By the way, I have taken on this little project, I would appreciate any assistance you can render… click here to help me out, zeen?

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