Lighten Up! Laugh a Little!
Renaissance art?! That one is classic! You know, if I ever move to London, or paris or New York, somewhere with a fancy art museum, I am definitely going to use that one after a night of beating juice out at some bar. Speaking of beating juice in bars, here is a picture I snapped in a little bar! 
How do you like the picture above? It was taken with my cell phone. I think its pretty decent considering…
Here is a little joke, its called “Wedding Night”.
Sipho gets married and on his wedding night he calls his Father for some tips on what to do, since he has never been with a woman before. “So what do I do first?”, he asked.His father: “Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed.”. Five minutes later, Sipho’s on the phone again. “She’s naked and in bed, what do I do now?”.
His father can’t believe what he is hearing! “Take your damn clothes off and get into bed with her!”. After another 5 minutes poor Sipho is on the phone again. “Dad, I’m naked and in bed with her, what do I do now?”.
His dad’s patience is now running thin so he says, “Shyte son, do I have to spell everything out for you? Just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees. Good night!!!”.
Just when the old man starts snoring, his son is on the phone once again. “Ok Dad, I have my head in the toilet bowl, what do I do next?”.
The Father : “DROWN YOURSELF YOU BLOODY IDIOT!”
Ok, I know, its not all that funny. Thats enough for one day. Move along… I mean it! Disperse! Go on, look about your own business! Clear off!
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lol…nice picture, though would have been better if you were in it!