The Mad Bull’s Blog, Version 3

I came across a most interesting site today in an unaccustomed break from work. Yeah, I said unaccustomed. If any peeps from my workplace read this, know that I seldom take breaks, my nose is constantly to the grindstone and this viewing of pages unrelated to work occurred while I was, er, at lunch, yeah, thats it!

Anyways, I came across a site called wikiHow.com, it was billed as “The How-To manual that anyone can write and edit.”, and it is chock full of interesting stuff of all kinds. It is most likely a decent source of information, (I found it to be that way on the three topics I researched anyway) and it is also an interesting place to while away a bit of free time, for those of you who enjoy such luxuries! Remember, I have clearly stated earlier that I very rarely have the necessary time to do this sort of surfing, after all, I have a job!

So, on to a discussion of the topics I researched earlier. Have you ever seen an action hero star or video game character run towards a wall, take a few steps on it, and flip backwards?! Did you silently wish to yourself that you could do the same? I know I did! In fact, I actually think I can do it, but prudence has suggested that I only try this when its absolutely necessary! Anyway, believe it or not, this act of running up a wall and doing a back flip is very possible and it isn’t even extraordinarily difficult, though it is pretty dangerous to try it at first! This is why you don’t see this technique being practised everyday! Anyway, there is an article on wikiHow that gives instructions on how to do this, so as soon as I can identify two or so experienced spotters, I will be working on this little trick assiduously! In fact, since spotters for this activity are probably not going to be a dime a dozen, …

In fact, since spotters for this activity are probably not going to be a dime a dozen, I am prepared to train up Trouble and RI (of Revolution Island) on the how-tos involved in this activity myself! Where did I get the “knowhow” to train my buddies up? Why, from wikiHow, of course!
What do you say, guys? Are you ready to rock? As soon as I have you trained up, we can get to work. I will be doing back flips off walls everywhere! Why, with a bit of cross training so that we can master each other’s skills, we’ll all be doing them! Then, to make things more interesting, we can use Trouble’s much vaunted Nokia cellphone to make videos of this extraordinary feat and we can blog about the whole thing! We’ll be known as the backflipping bloggers and we can go around to the bars of Cayman and fight against evil wrongdoers! Won’t that be cool?

Okay, so, on to the next how-to… since I just mentioned the fighting of evil, this one should come as no surprise! We will have to go through the how-to on winning a street fight! Man, if I had only read this stuff before my little incident of a couple of months ago! Whooeee! I would probably have kicked some butt! Ok, ok, I know that this doesn’t necessarily follow, but surely I would at least have been able to defend myself and hold my own against those little assholes, right?! Well… ok, at least I might have gotten off a bloody punch!

But seriously, folks, there is some pretty decent information in this article and I urge you to read it! You will learn strategy, actual types of blows you can practice at home on your girlfriends and boyfriends and all manner of good shit like that! Palm strikes! Hammer fists! Elbow and knee strikes! Proper punching techniques! Oh man, there is a wealth of information in this article! Within a week or so, I will be well on my way to becoming a superhero, trust me! Backflipping, street fighting Mad Bumbo Claat Bull! Yeah, that does have a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?

On to the next topic… now everybody knows that the superhero gets the women! Yeah, boyeee! If we weren’t getting some serious punaaney over this, what would be the incentive to go out there and fight evil, know what I mean!

Yeah, so of course the wikiHow is the source on how to get the ladies! Yes, rasta, they have articles on how to get a date, how to charm a lady, how to get your ideal woman, and so on, and so on… yow, they even have an article on how to date a stripper! Now I am not sure I would want to date a stripper! I mean, I have seen how strippers operate! Come on! Based upon what I have seen, I would have to constantly be wondering how many men she had been with… and I am just talking about on the current day! Where is the future in that?
Still, if you are the sort of man who wants to date a stripper, well, there is lots of good sounding information in the article for you! Don’t gawk at her body, however much you want to! Treat her with respect. Try to engage her mind instead of groping her ass! Make her think that you are different from all the other horny bastards in the club! It might be hard to restrain yourself, because face it, these women are hot!!! to look at, but in the end, it’ll be worth it! Hey, the horny bastards in the club with you might get into her thongs too, but at least you will get to tap that ass for free!

Yeah, peeps, trust me! There is something for everyone over at wikiHow.com. And just think… if after trying these things out you gain some particular insight you want to share with your fellow man, you can! You too can edit and add your own tips to these articles! It just doesn’t get any better than this! Leave your thank-yous in my comment box and then get your browsers over there and check it out!

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