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Got a Little Sup’m For You

So this morning I came across a joke online! It was wicked… at least, I thought it was! Man, I read it, right? I was expecting something way different and then I came to the punch line and I just CRACKED UP! The joke was mad! Sick! Really funny! :lol:

So I immediately copied and pasted it into my email and sent it out over the Internet! Thats what its for, right? You got to reach out and touch someone! :razz:

So anyway, I only got back about three responses. They weren’t good. In fact, they all said that the joke was nasty. I don’t know, I still like it though… it is a bit on the gross side, but I thought it was the bomb! I tell you what? I will just let you read the joke, okay? But you have to hit me up in the comments, let me know what your think, seen?

Here goes:

Hamburger Restaurant

A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress is cheek, which is slowly turning a crimson red.

“Are you the owner?” she asks, now softly stroking his face with both hands. “No” he replies, “I’m just the manager.” “Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,” she asks, running her hands up beyond his ears and into his hair. “I”m afraid I can’t,” breathes the manager clearly aroused. “He’s in the back doing taxes right now. Is there anything I can do?”

“Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message.”

She continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. “Tell him” she says “that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room.” :lol:

Now talk to me, y’all! Tell me that joke isn’t funny! :grin:

Tomorrow is going to be a busy day, yo! I have stuff to do on the road too, I hope I can squeeze some time off… then, in the night, its the “Woman” Concert that I mentioned some time ago, with Destra, Allison Hinds, Denise Belfon, Gailann and others! It supposed to wicked! See the online flyer for the event yah!

But I gone now. I tired! TTY tomorrow… maybe!

18 Responses to “Got a Little Sup’m For You”

  1. Actually i read that one long long ago so the novelty of it has long worn, so it is kinda difficult for me to really comment, and a don’t remember what my reaction was then … any ways i gonna add you to my email buddies, and send you the really good forwards when a get them …zeen

  2. wow you hyped up the joke so much it was bound to flop.. I never even had a chuckle when I read the punch line. :(

  3. I read it some time ago too, and I still think it’s gross. Hush yah.

  4. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    how is that a joke, nasty! lawd

    i’m gonna go brush ma teeth now, i suddenly feel very violated.

  5. nope…not that funny!!!!!! not in the least i am with ID eeeeeewwwwhhhhhh (and i have seen it b4)

  6. :lol: I laughed, but I have been known to laugh at sick jokes. :roll:

  7. LOL! Damn! All that arousal just went dead for him! :lol:

  8. Oh God! That was positively awful! I never saw that coming.

  9. Dutty! It was seein someone else get hit in the nuts funny.

  10. Had me laughing…i should try that…

  11. I was just wondering if she did a number 1 or 2

  12. oh lawd kami !

  13. lol..
    gross!

  14. So utterly crude and disgusting … the art of blogging is clearly dead.

  15. lol in steps the random overseer

    and CP jus made te joke that more disgusting! :ew:

  16. I think it’s gross…but I still laughed…it is a joke after all…

  17. joke juss ok. the concert looks nice though. reminds me that alison’s album comes out here tomorrow

  18. That was funny, it snuck up on me and was a bit subversive, just the way jokes should be. And it was definitely a critique of men. Sweet.

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