The Mad Bull’s Blog, Version 3

Good Morning, all! What a gwaan pon your endz? So, you all remember how I was playing that trick on Natty with the “nice little” doggy picture for her background, and how she got me back by putting up a picture of a cuter dog that she had found? (Lenny Kravitz)

Well, to date, Lenny’s picture is still up! Ah nuh nutten, but maybe its time for me to go on the offensive, what you think? I have actually thought so for awhile, but hadn’t yet decided whose picture I should use. Then over the weekend, I was lying down reading a book (”Plains of Passage“) and Natty was lying beside me watching “Punk’d”. In one of the episodes, Ashton and his bredrins punk’d Meagan Good! Yow, how could you punk such a hot sistah! Blurd Cleat! Anyway, you know I stopped reading and I watched that particular episode! Yeah man!

Meagan Good

By the way, there are a couple of things that I found interesting about that whole show! The first one was that Meagan never once cursed any badwords! She showed remarkable restraint, because trust me, I would have lit the place up with swearing, epithets, curses and of course, some good old “bad wud”! The next thing I found interesting was that she never once told the people who she was…. Wierd.

Now I could tell you how great Meagan looked and how I liked how she carried herself and all that jazz, but I won’t go into that in any depth. You can check her out yourself here, they have up a video of that “Punk’d” episode. I will just say that her picture will drape my background until “Lenny the K” comes down! Hah! Thats right, you stick your tongue out at Natty and Lenny, you hear, Meagan! Awoah!

And you remember how I told you that I was going to stay home with Natty on Saturday gone? Well, that didn’t happen! No, sah! I went to the party, of course! There is more….

No, I didn’t abandon her! What kind of guy do you think I am? No, man. During the day, I did her aunt a favour and the idea came to me to ask her if she could babysit MBJr! She said that she was already babysitting her son’s baby, but if we brought MBJr. around to her son’s house, sup’m could gwaan! I told Natty and she agreed and so we both were able to go to the party!

It was great! Oooh the food! Ham! Roast Turkey! Roast Beef! Sweet & sour Chicken! I don’t remember how they prepared the Mahi mahi, but it did taste sweet too! Yeah man! And then the pastries and cakes they had for dessert! YUM YUM! Listen nuh man! I had a nice piece of bread pudding there you see! The only thing that pissed me off was that I didn’t have a bigger piece, but because I was have pieces of other pastries and cakes at the same time, I went easy! I don’t think I have had such a nice piece of bread pudding since I have been in Grand Cayman, to rahtid! And I LOVE bread Pudding! Trust me, just thinking of it now, I think I have to find my way to the Grand Old House today to see if I can get some more!

Then, every year, they have a little show. This year, they had a most amusing magician from Cuba, then a bunch of ladies (all quite hot looking) that work at the bank put on a dance, man! Quite interesting! Then there was the fireworks show, they had a tug boat out in the water and they were firing up a lot of fireworks! It was probably as spectacular a fireworks show as the one they put on for Pirate’s Week, it was truly spectacular! And then there was the music and the dancing, the availability of good liquor, the irie company! Yeah man! The Christmas Party was “Tha Bomb!”

I had a friend over from Jamaica for the weekend too, he used to work at my bank, he was over to do some business with another bank and he stayed by my place. It was cool. On Sunday, we had a little lime over at my house, we invited over some of our friends to eat some food (hey, McDonalds outdid themselves on the catering, y’know!) and play some dominos. Well, we never did get around to the dominos, it was pure labrishing (chatting) but it was pretty good. We have a lot of food left over though. Now you know we will be eating curried chicken and escoveitched snapper until about Thursday, but at least it tastes good! Hey, oonoo come over and help “box it off” nuh? (help us to eat the food off)

Hey, I had the craziest dream this morning! I only remember a part of it! I was at this hotel here in Grand Cayman, right! I was with family and friends in a luxury suite overlooking the pool at the back of the suite, and the road at the front. We were chilling on the third floor, when I went down to the second floor to get something. When I was down there, I heard a shout and a scuffle out front. I looked through the window and saw a guy I work with (and whom I consider to be a bit goofy) in an altercation with a big hulk of a guy. The guy actually looked like Saleem Lazarus, but the guy was in shape, so you know say my colleague was in for a rough time of it!

Anyway, my colleague was talking tough, and he said, “Lets not do this here! Come across the road, out of the good peoples parking lot if you bad!”. With that, he turned and stalked through the gate and across the street, through some bushes and beside a canal! Guess what? The bulky dude followed him! Anyway, as he pushed his way through the bushes to the side of the canal, my colleague spun to the side and delivered a hell of a karate chop to the neck of the big guy, who staggered back and fell. Then he got up and rushed my colleague and a big fight ensued. My colleague was giving a good account of himself, but he still wasn’t winning the fight, and one of the times when he staggered back from a blow to the mouth, I saw his hand dip to his waist ! He pulled out a semi automatic pistol with a silencer attached and he plugged the big dude with three shots! The big guy staggered back and fell! My colleague put away the gun and, struggling, he pushed the big guy’s body into the canal!

As he straightened up, the spun around slowly, looking to see who, if anyone had seen him. He had certainly picked a good spot for it, because the bushes hid him from the road almost totally. The only reason I had seen what had happened was because I was on the second storey! As he spun around, my colleague’s and my own eyes met! He looked shocked, then he started to run across the street towards the hotel! As he did so, I pulled back and raced upstairs. I had to get my people and leave quickly, after all, I am sure he was coming to kill me!

When I got upstairs, I realised that my people had also been watching the whole thing! I decided that the best thing to do was to try to lead him away from them. Sure, there were more witnesses upstairs, but I was the one who knew him, so I figured he would see me running away and give chase! I ran downstairs and pulled open the front door, when through and turned left! As I turned the corner into the passageway between our suite and the suite next door heading towards the pool area, boop! I ran straight into him!

I fell down! As I was scrambling to get to my feet, he helped me up! I was afraid he was going to shoot me, but then I realised that he probably wouldn’t do it right there by the pool, where we were surrounded by so many people! He looked at me and said, “Take it easy, Mad! Don’t do anything foolish! We have to talk about this! Go back to your room and tell the people there to stay put! I have to meet some people by the pool for a bit, then we’ll talk! DO NOT call the police or say anything to anyone, you hear! I will soon come to talk with you!”

With that he turned and started walking towards a table by the pool. I looked over his shoulder and saw as mean looking a set of ruffians as you could imagine sitting at a table by the pool. I turned around and ran back to my suite, pulled open the door and told everybody to get ready! We had to leave as soon as possible. Then I took out my cell phone and called Cayman Airways to book tickets for a flight to Jamaica for everyone.

Thats about where I woke up. Cho, man! It was an exciting dream, you know! I wish I knew how it turned out. Anyway, I gone! I have to go decide which Meagan Good photo I am going to use for my desktop, then I have to get ready to go to the gym! Did I mention that I am on vacation? Yeah, I am! Sweet! See yah!

Tags: Entertaining Stuff, Idle Chatter //