Some Interesting Stuff…
So, its coming up to Soca Time again, my peeps! You hear any of the new songs that you like? I hear one I like still, its by Patrice Roberts, its called “Assume the Position”, and I think it is wicked! 
Listen to it here…
Here, let me give you this little joke someone emailed me. After that Me gone, because I am trying to work up a vibe to go to the Gym and work up a little sweat! Trust me ppl, I need it, because is two scrumptious cheesecakes Natty baked over the Christmas and I have been partaking!
The Eleventh Husband….
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to “Please be gentle; I’m still a virgin”.
“What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times.?”
“Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
“Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he’d look into it and get back with me.
“Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up.
“Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.
“Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.
“Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.
“Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
“Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
“Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
“Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was…….. God I miss him.
” But now that I’ve married you, I’m so excited”.
“Wonderful”, said the husband, “but why?
“You’re with the “GOVERNMENT”…. This time I KNOW I’M gonna get SCREWED!” 
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half a smirk
i’ll wait till mas camp starts to learn the new songs
stamp it? lol
A luv di joke!!Respect!!
Soca time already? You come up with the greatest jokes. I’ve gotta share this one with my friends.
the best part of the joke is the stamp collector
lol
ha ha haha..
yea, wicked song that I heard it over the weekend. Heard some other pretty nice ones too
@ Irie : Never put off for tomorrow that which you can do today.
@ Leon, Jammy & Esteban : Much thanks, mi bredrens!
@ Campfyah : So tell me the names of them let me go search them out too, nuh?
that joke had me rollin…too funny. dwl.
luv di music too…i need some soca inna mi life inna dis ya wintah time!!