The Mad Bull’s Blog, Version 3

A.K.A. Mad Bull’s opinion on the question, “Has The World Gone Mad?”.

So, what do you all think about the “polygamist ranch” that the U.S. Authorities have invaded recently, looking for a girl who claimed to have been abused? Well, I will let you answer in the comments but I am going to talk my talk on it anyway. Now, on the face of it, polygamy sounds quite irie. One man to many women? Any man from the Caribbean is THERE, DUDE!

But if you stop to look at reality… things like that are only achieved at great cost. I saw one such “cost” this morning, watching Robin Meade’s “Morning Express” today. They showed a clip with one of the “wives” from the polygamist ranch and I was forced to comment to Natty, “Rass! Look how she dress! Its like she is from another era, another century!”. People, trust me, it deep! Listen me nuh! Dem deh clothes naw wear again! What was “wifey” thinking? How she could make some men brainwash her into wearing her hair like she did, and make her dress like THAT! EEEUUUUUU!

Craziness, mi bredrins! Plenty women to one man DOES sound sort of good, but I am not wearing anything like that! Neither is Natty! Listen to me nuh man! I love my FUBU and my Nike and the rest of my “nowadays” shit, and me want my woman to look good! Pum pum shorts! Fishnet stockings, some rass-high pumps! Perhaps a nice, color coded whip, that would make a nice fashion accessory! No, I am just kidding, I wouldn’t want my woman to be wearing that, not when she is giving people a tour of the house, but she should be upo to the time, you know? Up to date! None of this “ancient of days” hearspoils, or them dresses weh look like say sack cloth has made a comeback in fashion! Not a rass!

So, do you watch “Nancy Grace”? Man, I hate the bitch, she just seems like an annoying know-it-all, but last night at the gym, she was on the TV showing clips of this young guy who was forcing his 18-month-old sibling to take hits off a marijuana pipe. Blood claat, rasta! That youth doesn’t need a two year sentence! He needs to be handed over to a bunch of concerned parents… parents who would arm themselves with some pickaxe handles and some knotted rope and who would put on a proper beating on the transgressor! Yeah man… There will be blood! Or at least in this case, there should be!

Just the other day, my sistren Irie Diva posted up some pictures of the top three ladies in the Miss Jamaica Universe, and she also provided a nice link to a Facebook group with pictures of the ladies taking part in the competition. I was looking through the pictures and was struck by the smile of Kimberley Gunnings! What oonoo say? She have nice teeth or what?

So, its Friday again… Sweet! Its been a pretty good week. Do you know the feeling when you go through a period where you work on something for awhile without making any headway at all and it seems like there is no light at the end of the tunnel and you feel like giving up? Well, I got some stuff done after just such a period and it felt good! As such, this week, I have been feeling pretty irie. Excited to go into work and ting… and now, its Friday again tomorrow. I don’t really plan on looking a “road license” from Natty yet, not after last Friday’s afterwork drink up. No, I think I will go to the gym instead… we shall see though. I am a man woho works off of pure whim sometimes!

Still, my weekend promises to be work-filled! Natty has decreed that this weekend, we begin packing for “The Great Move” into our new house.

Happy Friday to all of oonoo, seen?
See yah!
By the way, it would be irie if my morning tomorrow could run like this, wouldn’t it? Aah Spicey, I want to live like you when I grow up!

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