Today’s Tarot Card
The Hermit
The Hermit represents the need to distance yourself from the people and events in your life that are causing undue strain on your emotions. There are times in your life when seclusion and isolation are warranted. The Hermit is a card of discovery and enlightenment, which can only develop by spending time alone with your thoughts. Your energy will be depleted quickly in social situations.
Is how them Facebook applications know what a gwaan inna me life so? Unfortunately, I do not have the option of “tekking weh mi-self” right now. Today and the upcoming week promise to be SO busy! I have to move out of the house I am living in this month end. Unfortunately, my house isn’t ready yet, but luckily, a place in Prospect has been presented to us, so I guess I will going to have to chill out in Prospect until it is. 
Not that I am knocking Prospect or anything, but I would have preferred to move straight into my new house, you know? Cho, man! A pox on all tardy contractors everywhere! 
This is not the only “drama” going on in my life right now either, though the other issue isn’t really going to be on the blog, at least not right now. I will say that it has nothing to do with last Friday’s “nite out” before y’all draw the wrong conclusions. 
Anyway, I won’t dwell on my issues. Let me leave you with a laugh. I may have posted it before, but for those of you who haven’t been reading my blog for years and years, here goes:
Drunken Women
Two women friends had gone for a girl’s night out; both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk & walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with it.
After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home. The next day, one woman’s husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, “These damn girls’ night outs have got to stop. I’m starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties.”
“You think that’s bad” said the other husband, “Mine is lying in bed with a card stuck in her ass that says: “From all of us at the Fire Station. We’ll never forget you.”
I guess those women will get a tongue-lashing when they wake up! I guess they deserve it still! I mean, who would really go and pee in a cemetary?!
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Funny funny funny! Good to be back.
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Totally hilarious! Respect!!
Too bad have to move before your house is finished. Moving is a bitch man, I hate it!
Great joke Sir MB!
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Sorry to learn that it won’t be a single move from the old into the new…but I suppose if a so, a jus so. You will all survive. All de best yute.
@ Dr. D and Stunner : Yeah, life can be a bitch, can’t it? We didn’t like the place that we were guaranteed to get, so we have to look for another one. Wish us luck!
@ Everybody : Glad y’all liked the joke.
Crap man! That joke was killer! I find most f those Facebook applications to be annoying. Plus I don’t believe in the whole astrology crap. Still I have a tendency to isolate myself from others.
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No matter how distant these predictions by horoscopes or to the greater extent tarot cards, we always seem to find some aspect of our lives that relate to them. And on the days which nothing adds up we tell ourselves maybe this is for the “other Leos”, not me today. hehe. Hope your drama dissolves quickly. It tends to give backaches
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@ stress -
Get off my bro’s back!!!!!! Love ya!
LOL, at least they cared enough to leave a card
and I didn’t know there was a tarot app on facebook..beware the apps, people, they’re watching you
by the way, is the Doc still around, i tried to visit his blog but it’s down
Wishing you the best with the move!!
Mad Bull, bwoy yu neva kno how much tings yu hav until yu redy fi move.RESPECT !!
Moving is stress and you always lose something
The joke wikked
Facebook, Facebook, my cousin is on me soul to join up with them, I tell her I ain’t got the time, me just cyant bodda.
Ow, me sorry for you all, moving is a real paaaaaaaaaaaaain. But don’t fret, think of how niiiiiice you going to feel when you finally move into your own home sweet home.
A family friend of ours, he got so fed up of not getting his house completed, and his wife was so not happy too…my mother told them, finish one part…one bathroom, the kitchen, a couple of bedrooms, and move in, don’t wait for it to get done. So that’s what they did. The house is now finished and it’s beautiful.
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