I saw where Pepper is selling a Blackberry Pearl, so I asked her (on Facebook) some questions about the phone, then I started looking up the phone online, looking at features, prices and shyte like that. Natty said, “Mad, what are you doing? You’ve been sitting in front the computer for so long now…”. I [...]
Well, I still have light, water, TV and the internet! Not much rain or wind last night. It doesn’t look like there will be much later either! I hear Burger King is about to open! We’re getting ready to hit the road! French Toaster Sticks! A Croissanwich with ham, egg and cheese! Orange Juice, and [...]
Hail up, my crew. Well, I guess I am as ready as I am going to be for this Hurricane Gustav feller. We’ve battened down, as they say, though the double glass doors at the back of the house are not shuttered. Also, I was able to reach a mutually amicable solution with Natty as [...]
Saturday night at the Lions Centre a new queen was crowned. The theme for this year’s Miss Cayman Islands was glamorous Hollywood. There was an explosive opening act with each of the 8 contestants representing an influential actress or singer from a bygone era.
The casual wear segment had its highlights and disappointments. Many of the [...]
I’ve been listening to Kid Rock’s “Rock and Roll Jesus” album. Its quite good… Below is a bit of lyrics from one of the songs I really like.
And I swear that time’s a trick,
It disappears and oh so quick!
and I was just 16,
and now I’m staring at 36,
But I’m still having a good time (Good [...]
Today I realised that I NEED to start storing passwords somewhere. Shit, I have so many passwords I need to remember, then the auditors force you to change all your passwords every ninety days, then the ninety day period is not the same across all systems and all you have is just a recipe for [...]
Well, I took much longer after the fact to post about the Women’s 100 Metre Final than the Mens. No disrespect though… I barely woke up in time for the race as Natty and I stayed up late watching a movie.
When I did eventually roll out of bed, I grabbed a grilled cheese sandwich [...]
What a rass of a race Usain Bolt puddung! Blood fyah! It sweet me so till! 9.69! Bwoy, me proud!
The only thing is, can you imagine what time he might have got if he ran his utmost best for the whole race?! Wow! He shut down and started celebrating the win from about the [...]
Poor Becks! I know how him feel, yah man.
Its been awhile since the last time I gave you any jokes… here, hold three nice ones… I hope I haven’t posted these before. Enjoy yourselves.
JAMAICAN BREAK UP LETTER
A Jamaican US Marine stationed in Iraq recently recieved a letter from his Jamaican girlfriend back in
Brooklyn. It reads as follows:
Dear Leroy,
Mi caan continue di relationship wid [...]
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