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Lawdamussy

Wow! I thought I had a reasonable vocabulary, but I played this game on Facebook called “Word Challenge” where they give you six letters and ask you to get as many words as you can out of those letters in a certain time limit. I couldn’t get a very high score at all. The highest [...]

Its Five O’Clock Somewhere.

Ok, people, heads up! Its Friday! Right now, its 5:15 pm in Tehran… and they can’t drink! We have to help those people out, man! We have to drink for them! Go out to your liquor stores now, stock up on the Appleton, the Hennessey, the Grey Goose, whatever your poison is and help these [...]

Am I Out of It or What?

Wow, I didn’t realise that Kim Kardashian and Stacey Dash had posed for Playboy! Man, as a rule, I never buy Playboy! Why would you when you can rock Hustler or one of those other, more in-your-face magazines?! No, I am just kidding, I never buy any of those magazines, but if I had seen [...]

Because He is Cute

Say hi to 5 week old Snickers!

What the?! Him Bright Eeeh?!

“Whats a doppelgänger, Dad?”, asked MBJr. “Go to dictionary.com and check it out, MBJr.”, I replied. “Where did you hear about that?”, asked Natty sharply of MBJr. “Thats an evil spirit, you know!”, she said to me. “Its just something he read up on about some video game.”, I replied.
I knew this because he [...]

Disturbia

At first, I never liked this song, because I was turned off by the video. Seemed sort of demonic to me. Then recently, I heard it on the radio, and I decided I love it! Big up, Rihanna!

She looks nice in her costume too, tho Natty felt her thighs were getting too [...]

Slow Ride

I have decided I am going to get Guitar Hero III Legends of Rock for the PS2. MBJr. constantly wants me to play games with him so I might as well get a game I will enjoy and that will be of educational value to the yute. At least he will be exposed to some [...]

He’s Such a Little Pussy

Natty shook me awake again a couple of nights ago. “Mad, go stop you rass claat dog from barking before I have to go boil some water and throw pon him!” Fret not, animal lovers, she would never do such a thing. When she gets angry, she says all manner of evil things but her [...]

Pamela and Whacko Jacko?!!

Apparently there was a rumour going around that Michael Jackson and Pamela Sue Anderson were dating! What?!!! Come on now! How could that be? I really don’t think Whacko Jacko would have the first idea as to what to do with Pamela! I suppose she could try teaching him, but hey, some things are beyond [...]

The Ultimate …

So, I was switching through the channels looking for something to watch when I noticed that Spike has a reality show on, called “The Ultimate Fighter. Here is what its about: “The best up-and-coming mixed martial artists from around the world convene in pursuit of one goal: to be named The Ultimate Fighter and to [...]