Dah One Yah Did Wikid!
Ok, this one was too funny not to repost! I got the heads up about this article from Nadyadee of “Everyone Hearts Nadya“. (Not from her blog though, from Facebook.) Thanks, honey chile!
People, imagine if you will a young girl who starts seeing an older man… much older. She is introduced to the man’s son and she liked what she saw, and like Caesar, she came, she saw and she conquered. She was then introduced to the grandson, and of course, old habits are hard to quit. Now she “deh wid” (is seeing) the grandson as well.
The trouble with this happy scene (Oh yeah, there is bound to be trouble with this kind of “Family Affair”) is that the grandfather knows nothing about the girl’s involvement with his son or his grandson, the son knows about the father but wants the young miss for himself and says he is going to tell his father about them if she doesn’t, and the grandson doesn’t know about her involvement with any of the others and he wants to get engaged to her! 
So, what is a girl to do? Well, this one says she not leaving any of them out, and that they will just have to make the decision for themselves! Sounds like a story from “Jerry Springer“, don’t? Well, no it ain’t! This girl wrote in to Dear Pastor about this!!! Can you believe it? Crazy business! 
What I can’t understand is why people write to a pastor when they are up to these types of shenanigans! What do they expect him to tell them? Something like, “Ok, so you are doing the horizontal mambo with GrandDad, Dad and son, but its all good. As long as you are enjoying yourself, my child. My advice to you is to fling one leg to the east, fling the other leg to the west and just tek buddy! Woof woof woof woof! Yeah-ie yeah-ie!”. Well, most pastors won’t be saying something like this anytime soon, so…
By the way, I am giving away a prize to any of you who can guess which blogger on my Caribbean blog roll is related to “Dear Pastor”. Of course, the blogger who is related to the Dear Pastor is not eligible to win the prize, nor is his other blogger bredrin who grew up with him, and who is also on my blogroll.
What is the prize? Er… ahhh… I know! I will write a guest post on your blog! How’s that? 
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“My advice to you is to fling one leg to the east, fling the other leg to the west and just tek buddy! ”
LMAO!!!!!
Sounds like Jerry Springer material fi real, but it’s not an unusual letter on Dear Pastor! LOL! With that advise it’s a good thing yo are not the pastor MB!
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Three generations!!Wow!
Errr,,I think I know the answer. Ah guessing is Mad Cali J since you talk about another blogger who grew up with him.
Lol,Pastor should say just pray for forgiveness
Kami, you’re a winner! Let me know if you want the prize, if there are any conditions and if you have any requests where topic are concerned.
@ all others, I must admit that it was not I who came up with the east-west bit originally. No, that was the handiwork of a much more eloquent blogger than I am. I don’t know that he wants the limelight for that particular quote however. If he does, he has only to shoot me an email.
lol… post away on anything
Da one deh hard!!!!!
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