The Mad Bull’s Blog, Version 3

I wrote this stuff below while I was charged (quite tipsy, not yet drunk) the other night. Natty told me not to post it, how I sounded wicked and Caylee was just a kid, and so on and so on. I am not an uncaring and unfeeling monster! Still, this is torture! I am going to post it!

AAAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHH!!!!! I just looked at the TV again. Natty has on the TV and it deh pon CNN and that blasted Nancy Grace is on and the SAME RASS CLAAT QUESTION is being asked! Again!!!! Where is Caylee? Blood claat! That question again! Is like dem tape the question and dem ah play it over and over on a big sound system, with the reverb and echo on, just repeating the question over and over, until it get imprinted inna mi mind, until when I am trying to sleep, I cyan do it, and me just ah toss and ah turn, all the time trying to figure out… and when mi twisting and turning finally wake up Natty, and she say, ” Ah wha do you?”, all I can do is turn to her, look her inna she eye dem and ask, “Where is blood claat Caylee?”.

Dem cyah see that Caylee is dead! We cyah do nutten for her again. Casey Anthony killed her, or at least we must assume that until she tells us which part she deh! Lock up her rass! Nancy Grace, why you nuh move on, the pickney muss dead by now. All the time you coming pon de TV, asking the same questions over and over, just raking over the same shit! They don’t have no news pon dis ting, and yet they keep bringing it on to torture we! Nancy Grace, ah nuh we kill Caylee! As Casey do it!

Cops, stop the blasted fuckery and lock up her murdering rass! If they don’t, maybe Nancy Grace can arrange with some of her friends and her fans to rush the police and grab Casey to face mob justice next time they move her between the prison and where ever they have her hanging out when they let her out. Then they can hold her and drop some lick pon her till she confesses! Cho. I am so sick of hearing the same news and the same questions about Caylee, her Mom and Nancy rass claat Grace! AAAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHH!!!!!

In the cold light of day and a somewhat more elevated state of sobriety, I read back what I had posted. I edited the above a little bit, but the essential idea is still there. I am not overly fond of Nancy Grace. I dislike her tendency to put people on a public trial, and to repeat over and over the same old shit. I won’t wish physical evil upon Nancy Grace, but I do wish she would be removed from my TV screen forever.

As for the police, etc. Dem ah some eediat! Last night Natty had it on again, and as I was walking past the bedroom door, she proclaimed to me, “They have found physical evidence of human decomposition in Casey’s car trunk”. Poor Natty. She late! Dem find that evidence weeks ago! Maybe month’s ago. I heard it on Nancy Grace while I was on the treadmill at the gym, where they have the large flatscreen TVs tuned on CNN most of the time, instead of something more appropriate like Fox Sports World, MTV, VH1, BET or Hype TV! Long, long time dem have this evidence, and yet they have been trotting Casey Anthony between prison and the outside world like say dem cyah decide what to do wid her!

Actually, now that I think about it, what they should do is keep Nancy Grace asking her questions over and over again on her show, but take it off public TV! Then they should lock Casey in a 8 foot by 8 foot cell with no windows, and with flashing strobe lights. Have her tied up in a straight jacket and seated on a hardback wooden chair against one wall. On the opposite wall, have 50 inch flat screen TV, upon which they play all of Nancy Grace’s shows, looping over and over on repeat, until Casey cracks and practically begs to tell us the answer to the question: WHERE IS CAYLEE???!!!!

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