The Mad Bull’s Blog, Version 3

Pram! Pram! Yes, Rasta, St. Georges College took it to St. James High this weekend, beating the Da Costa Cup Champions 3-2 in aggregate, after going down to them 2-1 in Kingston last week! Big up to dem!

As for the bottling by the St. James fans, well, ah so it always go when them people lose in any sport, once the match play at home!

Some things never change, I guess…

The authorities that be ought to ban matches there for two years over it. Do that over and over and I bet the likkle fasseys stop romp so! Cho!

Just watched “Death Race” on DVD. Wicked show, mah peeps! The story is a bit weak, in that it is sort of predictable sometimes, but the death racing itself rocks, yo!

Do away with the antiquated hanging, I say! I think we need to set up a track fi dat shit in Jamaica, for the people on death row! Televise it, put it on pay per view and make money to run the prison system, while providing entertainment that most Yardies (and lots of people everywhere) would love to watch, while at the same time getting rid of those who were slated to be hanged. Its bloody brilliant!

Natalie Martinez is pretty hawtt as Jensen’s navigator in the show too, by the way. I think she just took over from Maria Conchita Alonzo as my favourite Latina actress… Yeah, I know that there have been many others (Jessica Alba and Salma Hayek, for starters) in between her and Maria, but Natalie just has something there….

By the way, I think that I promised to let you know what I thought of Wordpress 2.7… People, it ROCKS!!!! Whoooo!!!! Awesome job, Wordpress peoplez! On behalf of Wordpress bloggers everywhere, Thanks!!!

People, I am going to lef’ you with a little joke I just came across… got it from a sistren on Facebook, so if you saw it there recently, yeah, I-man did steal it.

Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?

Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night.

The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn.

As the story goes, the farmer’s daughter asked her father, ‘Who is that man going into the barn?’. ‘That fellow is traveling through,’ said the farmer. ‘Needs a place to stay for the night, so, I told him he could sleep in the barn.’.

The daughter said, ‘Perhaps he is hungry.’, so she prepared a plate of food for him and then took it out to the barn. About an hour later, the daughter returned. Her clothing disheveled and straw in her hair. Straight up to bed she went.

The farmer’s wife was very observant. She then suggested that perhaps the man was thirsty. So she fetched a bottle of wine, took it out to the barn, and she too did not return for an hour. Her clothing was askew, her blouse buttoned incorrectly. She also headed straight to bed.

The next morning at sunrise the man in the barn got up and continued on his journey, waving to the farmer as he left.

When the daughter awoke and learned that the visitor was gone, she broke into tears. ‘How could he leave without even saying good-bye,’ she cried. ‘We made such passionate love last night!’. ‘What?’ shouted the father as he angrily ran out of the house looking for the man, who by now was halfway up the mountain. The farmer screamed up at him, “I’m going to get you! You had sex with my daughter!”. The man looked back down from the mountainside, cupped his hand next to his mouth, and yelled out…..

‘”LAIDTHEOLADEETOO!”‘

Merry Christmas, my bredrins! Peace & love! I’m out.

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