The Mad Bull’s Blog, Version 3

Its been a pretty full, quite interesting, and somewhat stressful week, starting out with a Tuesday drinking binge called a departmental office party (lots of liquor and some really nice barbecue), through me losing sleep over some stressful work related news Wednesday, thru a double “EFAM” error occurring Thursday right in the middle of our applying interest updates to all our accounts types (blast the blasted Fed) and with a bunch of other shit going on as well. This led to additional stress and to us having to work till about 8:00 to fix the issue. Thank God my more experienced bredrin stayed back to help me out with fixing the error.

Then yesterday, there were a couple more glitches in the procedures around an automated system I just helped in implementing, and then I heard more semi-disturbing work related news. Things are changing so fast everyday now, I tell you! Wow! Its no wonder I haven’t posted recently, huh? Too much change in a hurry can be quite upsetting, nuh true?

Ok, here are some things that I have to change in another sphere of my life though! Based upon a number of factors, I haven’t been to the gym for two weeks! I have to get my ass back there again, and in earnest! I wonder if I will have to get up at 4:30 so that I can go to the gym in the AM? Its like I have a thousand things to do in the evenings, you know, and the gym just suffers sometimes. Can I really handle that though?

I also have to cut out the stupid ice cream bars and the rum! After all that weight loss I was writing about recently, I can definitely see the beginnings of a paunch there. Got to nip that in the bud!

Also, when I take a look at how I have been eating recently, there has been WAY TOO MUCH red meat in my diet! Gots to throttle way back on the meat, yo! I think that stuff has finally begun to take their toll. Goodbye to all those Quiznos Black Angus steak sandwiches for lunch, huh?

Like Lady GaGa, I guess I’ve just been having a little bit too much.

The only thing is, how long after cutting all that good shit out till I lose it totally and jump off a building? I mean, is life really worth living without nice snack foods, red meat and rum? I dunno… What do you think?

Anyway, lets not dwell on all this depression. Its the weekend, after all! Watch Lady GaGa do her thing below.

Wow, I was so busy, I didn’t even realise that the Miss World had already taken place! Congratulations to Miss Russia (1st place), Miss India (2nd Place) and mostly (for me, anyway) to Miss Trinidad and Tobago, Gabrielle Walcott (3rd place)! Gotta represent for the Caribbean, Rasta! I can’t find any swimsuit pics I like of Miss T&T, (not that she don’t look good in a swimsuit, but clarity-wise, size-wise and ting) so check out another hottie from the Miss World 2008 Pageant, Miss Tansey Coetzee of South Africa. She came fourth.

Nice! Very pretty girl.

Ok, I going to leave you with a joke. of sorts… check this one out:

Jamaican Country Doctor

A Jamaican country doctor running a clinic in Mocho wanted to take a day off work to go into Kingston, so he called his dispenser to take over.

“Obediah, ah have to go to Kingston today, but ah want you to keep the clinic open; just in case any patients come in. Yuh tink you cyan handle it?”

“Yes, sah, yes sah!” answered Obediah, thrilled to be put in charge.

The following day, the doctor returned to work. He asked Obediah, “So how tings went yesterday?”

“I had was to treat t’ree patients,” said Obie proudly.

“De fuss one seh ‘im have a bad ‘eadache, so mi give ‘im two Tylenol.”

“De second one seh ‘im belly a hot him bad, bad, so mi give him some Maalox.”

“Good work, good work,” said the doctor, ‘And what about di t’ird patient?”

“Well, sah, dis ooman bust through de door. And she tear off all she clothes sah! Me seh, every last piece of she clothes, sah. An’ she jump up on the examination table, lie down and spread her legs dem.Den she shout out, “Help mi! Fi five years now mi nuh see any man!”

“Lawd, God man.” exclaimed the doctor, “So what yuh do?”

“Mi put drops inna her eye dem sah!’ replied Obie proudly.

Ok, so the joke is funny, but it doesn’t ring true, not for a Yard man, nuh true? Which Yard man you expect would only put drops in the woman’s eyes? (* Chupse *)

Not unless the drops he was talking about was really a “facial“! Heh, heh, heh…

Anyway, having injected a bit of humour, bon homie and zest for life back into my blog post, I-man ago lef’ you now. I have lots to do.. gotta prepare for a horrible day of Christmas shopping. TTYL.

Tags: General, Work related //