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Email Joke

Hey y’all. I swear, Mondays seem to be the new “Best day for me to play pool” or something! Last Monday was BRILLIANT! I played some people here at work and I KICKED BUTT in a major way! Then I went to Corner Pocket and play a guy all night, he won only one game! [...]

It Start Out Salt Nuh Rass!

Well, the morning has started out kind of salt! I was surfing the internet while Natty and MBJr. slept, which is my usual thing to do… enjoying some time when nobody is rushing me off the computer, or wants me to wash some dishes or something, when my attention was drawn to a knocking [...]

Him Don’t Fart Around!

This is a news item that came on local TV here in Cayman. It is about a man whose car was clamped because he parked in the wrong place. Thing is, the man was a Jamaican, and him miserable… real miserable! The person who emailed this to me entitled it, “Only a Jamaican would have [...]

California…. California!

California knows how to party
California knows how to party
In the city of L.A.
In the city of good ol’ Watts
In the city, city of Compton
We keep it rockin’, we keep it rockin’….
California Love – Tupac
Yo! I love California… Miss California, that is! The state of California is not bad itself, it is quite pretty, but it [...]

A Snippet of a Convo

MBJr.: Can I get some breakfast?
Natty: What do you want?
MBJr.: I want sausages. Dad, can YOU do it? And could you fry them up for me, please?
MB: Ok.



Natty comes into kitchen.
Natty: Jesus! Why you have to use all of that to do the sausages? You aren’t going to wash up, you know!
MB: [...]

The Times They are A’changing…

You know what my yute just came and asked me? “What is Bluetooth?”. I still haven’t given him the “Birds and the Bees” talk yet, and quite likely that will be somewhat similar to what MY Dad would have told me if he had told me about “the birds and the bees”.
I say ’somewhat’ [...]

Poor Likkle Priest….. Awwww.

Heard a nice joke recently, by the way. There was this priest who went on a trip. He checked into this hotel for the night and while he was checking in, he said to the reservations clerk, “I hope the porn in my room is disabled.”. The reservations clerk replied, “No, we just have normal [...]

Tatt, Anyone?

I guess I occasionally give thought to just following the herd and so I contemplate things like getting earrings or tattoos or piercings. My latest contemplation is getting a tattoo.
I have actually gone so far as to give the idea voice, so its a real, living thing now….
I mentioned to Natty that we [...]

The Left Hand Don’t Know What the Right is Doing!

The grandmother of a friend of mine died recently and I am going to the funeral today, so I am wearinga nice shirt and tie… I left the jacket in the car but decided to wear the tie for the whole day, and trust me, everyone thinks that I am going on a job interview! [...]

Bere Frackry ah Gwaan!

Here is a post I started on April 2nd, but didn’t finish because sleep overcame me.
Yesterday was sort’ve fucked up still. Some negative bullshyt did gwaan, you see! First, and almost worst, I got knocked out of a pool tournament in a match that I should have won… easily! Me feel bad still! (Update: So [...]