So, its coming up to Soca Time again, my peeps! You hear any of the new songs that you like? I hear one I like still, its by Patrice Roberts, its called “Assume the Position”, and I think it is wicked!
Listen to it here…
Here, let me give you this little joke someone [...]
Renaissance art?! That one is classic! You know, if I ever move to London, or paris or New York, somewhere with a fancy art museum, I am definitely going to use that one after a night of beating juice out at some bar. Speaking of beating juice in bars, here is a picture I [...]
When O.J. Simpson was on trial, I got caught up in all the hoopla surrounding the case… or not… I mean, not in the hoopla, in the disgust which arose because the American media decided that nothing else mattered and that everyone everywhere should be subjected to the long drawn out case and all the [...]
Okay, how are you doing this fine Friday morning? Good? Cool, I wouldn’t expect any less. Yes, its true, Fridays always make me happy too. Hear what! I have a little joke for you. Check this one out:
We are a upper class Jamaican family, so last week, in keeping with our status we took some [...]
Ok, Ok, ok… I am building a lyric for a song… trust me, this one will make me BUSS (become famous) like Weird Al Yankovic… This is the beat I am going to use…
Ok, here are my lyrics! Run di track!
“Awww, this is the way I fart,When I fart, people say “Pussy Clart!”,What the PHUCK [...]
Hey Yo! Whattup? Guess what? One of the non-Caribbean blogs I read is BACK! Yeah, I always found the Company Bitch to be an interesting read, but then recently, she made her blog a private blog! Now today I stopped by, just to see what was a gwaan, not really expecting anything, and I saw [...]
You know, I just dreamt that I was playing badmington in this tournament. I used to play badmington lots when I was younger, though just for fun, and I used to fancy that I was a respectable “D” level player (Thats the lowest level in the league) and that if I worked at it, that [...]
Ok, Y’all! Its Friday night! You should all be out drinking and looking to get laid! Unless you reach the stage where oonoo cyah do dem tings anymore, for whatever reason! If so, don’t bother to sit down and pity yourself! After all, there is still shit for you to do, for instance you could [...]
The World’s Best Blonde Joke
A blind man walked into a bar one night. One of the patrons at the bar saw him and helped him to a barstool and got him a drink. After a few minutes, the blind man leaned over to his new friend and said, “I just heard the world’s best blonde [...]
Bwoy, is long time I haven’t told a joke on my blogs, you know! I am going to rememdy that rass right now though!
A Preacher is explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation, no one wants him to leave.
Joe [...]
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