Pic of POTUS as a rastafarian. LOL

Well, I got to thinking… Hey, if Obama can natty up his hair and lead a righteous life, well, so can I… Jah! Rastafari!

Rasta Mad Bull

What unu think? LOL!

Wicked phone app!

Thanks to @TASPhotography for the link…

Polish Dentist Pulls Out Ex-Boyfriend’s Teeth

Beware a scorned woman with dental pliers. A Polish man learned this lesson the hard way when his dentist ex-girlfriend pulled out all his teeth during a surgery days after he’d dumped her for another woman.
“I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions,” said Anna Machowiak, 34, who practices her trade in Wroclaw, Poland, according to the U.K.’s Daily Mail. “But when I saw him lying there, I just thought, ‘What a bastard.’”

Imagine, a guy had a bad break up with a woman then goes to see her in her professional role as a dentist? How stupid can you get?

You can read the rest of this story here…

Now why didn’t the dentist just protest against her boyfriend like this woman in the picture below?

One Woman's Protest

*smh* Blood clarts! What a way to spell it!

Finally, a friend of mine (named Ian) left the joke below in a comment on the previous post. I liked the joke and felt that I should post it where everyone can see it, because not everyone reads the comments. Here goes:

One afternoon a rich man was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one man, ‘Why are you eating grass?’
‘We don’t have any money for food,’ the poor man replied. ‘We have to eat grass.’

‘Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you,’ the rich man said.
‘But, sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.’

‘Bring them along,’ the rich man replied. Turning to the other poor man he announced, ‘You come with us, also.’
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, ‘But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me.’

‘Bring them all, as well,’ the rich fellow answered.
They all climb in the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the rich gent and said, ‘Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.’

The rich man replied, ‘Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high.’

Ahhh hah hah!

Well, I hope you enjoyed those… now, get back to work!

Never mind that I lost the next game 3-nil, this was special and had to be recorded somewhere! LOL, LOL, LOL! (* cartwheels, fist pumps, slides on knees towards the corner flag and other forms of excessive celebration ensues *)

Ok… as you were…

Anyway, Rick Rock posed an interesting question: What do you think is the most irrigated crop in the United States?

Think about that for a bit as you read on…

So, what have I been up to recently? Same old, same old, I guess, except for last week. Last week, I went to Jamaica! Yes sir! we had a great time! I took my son to the US Embassy in Kingston on Thursday to get his visitor’s visa renewed, but I stayed over for the weekend. A couple of bredrins came along for the trip as well, Gotti and Marcus.

We got to see my Mom, who MBJr. hasn’t seen for years, also his aunt, M’Buthelezi, Doctor D., who is his godfather, and some of my other friends, and then we also went to visit some cousins and MBJr.’s grand aunt (My father’s sister).

We stayed at the Terra Nova Hotel in Kingston, which was quite nice, and trust me, the food was on point! All we ate at the hotel was breakfast, but what a breakfast it was! It was always buffet style, and the choices were Ackee and Saltfish, brown stewed chicken wings, salt fish and cabbage, Johnny Cakes, boiled dumplings, fried plantains, steamed callalloo, different types of rolls, french toast, bacon, sausages, cereals, yadda yadda yadda… And yow, it tasted GOOD! Mmmm mmm MMM MMM MMMMMM! I would recommend staying there to anyone.

Our other meals were at China Express at Market Place, Cuddys, Tracks and Records, and Island Grill, and Dominos. I have listed all those restaurants in order of how good the meals were. See, despite having the insignificant sounding name “China Express”, the restaurant is basically fine dining.

Cuddys is a sports bar/ restaurant owned by the former West Indies top bowler, Courtney Walsh. Nice place, decent ambiance, good food and free WIFI! Irie, mon! LOL.

Tracks and Records is another sports bar / restaurant / lounge, this time owned by the world’s fastest man, Usain Bolt. An even more hype place, also good food, great ambiance.

We all went to Dunn’s River Falls as well, and we all (including MBJr.) climbed the falls all the way to the top. It was a great day, MBJr. loved it. Unfortunately, our stay in Jamaica was too short.
My trip to Jamaica was really nice, and I want to go back real soon. So does MBJr. He even said that we should go there instead of to Tampa, which is saying a hell of a lot, because he LOVES going to Tampa.

Oh, and I’ve been playing FIFA 12 on the PS3, loads and loads of it, so much so that my left thumb aches most of the time. I think I have strained a muscle in it from over using it to move the players all over the place on the field as I dribble, pass, tackle and shoot.

I don’t really like the pain, but I LOVE the game, trust me!

That’s about all I have been up to recently, so back to the question I posed at the start of the blog post.

What do you think is the most irrigated crop in the United States? There is more…

The crop is… wait for it…. GRASS! Can you believe it? Firstly, I don’t really consider grass a crop, but can you believe it? I mean, when we have so many people who are going hungry!

Man, I have always liked grass, but you have to water it too much to keep it looking good. If I could find something else that I like, I would use that as a ground cover instead of grass! Any ideas? I’m open to suggestions…

No, I had a real burger. See, they have been selling pre-seasoned burger patties at Hurley’s Supermarket recently… They have big ones, for adults, and they have these little ones, I guess for kids, but as soon as I saw them, I thought to myself, “Breakfast Burgers!”, and so I picked a few of them up.

This morning, I was taking out an egg to boil to make an egg sandwich when I thought to myself, “Self, why not have one of those breakfast burgers for a change!”. I took one out of the freezer, popped it into the microwave to defrost it for about 5 minutes, then I popped it into the George Foreman grill.

I then buttered the hamburger roll and popped that into the toaster, with a setting of “light”. I just wanted the roll to be a bit warm, and not as soft as it is straight out of the bread bag. By the time the toaster popped the hamburger roll up, the burger patty was ready. Yes sir, I sure love me my George Foreman grill! I threw on some pepper, a slice of tomato and some lettuce and BAM! Before you could say “Hey Presto”, the hamburger was ready! Here is a picture of my breakfast burger.

That is a saucer that the burger is on, just so you have an idea how big the burger was…

I also had a coffee, a banana and my usual complement of pills…

Huh? Strange title for my post? Yeah, well, I took the pictures for this post with my blackberry, and when I was trying to post them to my blog using WordPress for Blackberry, I got an error message, and the error message is what I posted as the title of my blog. Why am I getting this error message on my phone? Does anyone know how I can correct this issue? Anyway, once I deleted the pictures from the post, I was able to save the post to my blog. Strange, huh?

It being a sort of frivolous post, I didn’t really want to go to the hassle of locating the cable I use to connect my phone to my PC just to upload two itty-bitty little snapshots. I thought about it for a couple of seconds and decided to use Dropbox for Blackberry, which I have loaded up on my phone and on my laptop. I uploaded the photos to my Dropbox on my phone, then copied them from the Dropbox on my laptop, and wrote the post and inserted the pictures from there. You can’t keep a good man down, you nuh seet!

First time I actually used my Dropbox! Its pretty cool! I may well use it to transfer pics to my PC all the time from now on!

Its been a pretty cool weekend so far, actually. What’ve I done? Well, Friday, I had the yard sprayed for fleas and ticks, since they have been driving the dogs INSANE! Before I could put the dogs back in the back yard, I had to bathe them. Yeah, I know, horrible timing! Bathing dogs on a Friday evening! Damn!

After that, I watched “Forest Gump” and “Trading Places” with MBJr. on Netflix. MB Jr. loved “Forest Gump”, but he didn’t really like “Trading Places”.

Yo, “Forest Gump” has got to be one of my favourite movies of all time! What a great show. That was probably my third or fourth time watching it, and I know I will watch it again! Its a classic!

Yesterday, I played with my bredrin’s pit bull puppy, “Diesel”, and Diesel’s mom, Dozar! Here are a couple of pics.

Diesel and I

Diesel and Dozar

After playing with the dogs, I did some gardening, (repotted three plants, planted two, filled in some holes my dogs dug in the yard, and watered some of the lawn). After that, I went to my bredrin, Jose’s house, where I drank a fair amount of Appleton Rum chased with coconut water, played Pictionary and took part in a treasure hunt! Great fun!

Now that I’m no longer hungry and I have chatted with you all for a bit, maybe I should go back to bed and see if I can scare up one of the kind of burgers you were thinking about earlier, the fur burger! I have a picture of that for you too, just click on the “more” link below…

Note… proceed beyond this point only if you are 18 or over, and if you are not offended by the sight of nude women on your screen. Awoah! You have been duly warned.

The nicest kind of burger there is: Fur burger! LOL

Incidentally, I have no idea whose fur burger that is. That one has no connection to me! Some chick posted it on Twitter, just so you know.

Notice the porn going on the TV in the photo. LOL! Bwoy, her pic brings the song by Leftside, a.k.a. Dr. Evil, “Phat Punaaney” to mind… “Phat.. punaaney, I want phat punaaney, naaney, phat.. punaaney, I want phat punaaney!”

Here is the “Phat Punaaney” remix, with Leftside, featuring Mystic Davis.

Anyway, I’ll talk to unu later. See you!

I hate to say it, but he is probably right. See, when I see peope in hoodies with the tops down, I’m cool. When I see people in hoodies with the tops up when its raining, I am also ok. That’s normal! When I see people in hoodies with the tops up in good weather, I feel a bit threatened. “Why do they have the tops up?”, I think. “What are they trying to hide?”. When I see them in the night in good weather with the tops up, I watch them constantly, because I believe they are up to no good! I fear Geraldo is right for once! The whole universe seems to be out of kilter…

What do you think about it?

While we are at it, let me just say that I am not convinced it was a race hate killing, but I AM convinced it was a WRONGFUL killing! I think that George Zimmerman was one of those people who is just ITCHING to kill somebody, and most likely, it was murder! He should go to trial for murder, in my opinion. Where do you stand on that?

Its the best my ride has looked for a century or two! And its courtesy of my bredrin “Gotti”! See, he is one of those people who ABSOLUTELY CANNOT drive a dirty ride! Me on the other hand… If I’m clean, I’m good. I think I’m going to start lending the car to “Gotti” for a couple of days every month! She’ll thank me for it! I wonder if he paid for a massage for her too? LOL!

Here goes:

Enjoy!

Yeah, peoples, I am considering getting an iPad 2 and want to see how easy it is to post something to the Blog using it. So far, so good still.

I’m going to try inserting a pic.

Here is a link to the php.net website. Here is something bold! I wonder if I can upload a picture though. also, how do I insert media? Hmmmm.

Ahhhh!!! So that’s how it’s done! Cool!