Shit happens
Posted on May 26th, 2002 by Mad Bull
So, the other night I was talking to a bredrin (friend)of mine. Somehow the discussion trended towards using the bathroom. The guy asked me if I had ever left “skidmarks” inside the toilet bowl. I told him that I had. He said that this had happened to him at the office, and get this! He told me that because he knew that other people were going to use the bathroom after him, he flushed, waited until the water level fell below the skidmark, then used the toilet paper to remove the “trail”! How wierd is that? Do you do that? I know I don’t. How would these fellow employees know if the skidmarks weren’t placed there by the person who used it before you, anyway? Is that anal retention? Or am I the only person who doesn’t do this?
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MB…..dat freind there mussi crazy..LOL
What’re you saying, Prodigal Son? Nice to hear from you… hey, it is a fellow Georgian, you know? Not our year, but a Georgian still. Anyway, maybe other people will comment and tell us we’re an army of two, so I will await more comments before arriving at a verdict.
i refuse to dive into unfamiliar toilet bowls. your friend is a tad anal, pun totally intended.
MB, prodigal son, I’m with you both!! As a fellow Georgian also, he is definitely ABNORMAL. (Maybe he had his own private bathroom at school. I can remember some pretty gruesome sites from back in school days in the toilets, that would just nullify whatever call of nature I had come to carry out, resulting in postponement of same until a more ‘pleasant’ dumping ground could be located.) As a Medical Practitioner, unfortunately we have to sometimes quiz patients about the nature of the crap that they deposit, regards consistency, colour, watery vs. solid, presence or absence of blood etc. (This medicine work can be quite a ’shithouse’ of a business sometimes.) I have come to learn from many patients that they don’t even look at what they have dumped, they shit, wipe and move on, I have no problem with this. Now this fellow is even more strange to be looking for SKID MARKS??!!??!! Hell, we all leave these from time to time, but if they happen in a public toilet, it must be an unusually strange individual to want to remove them and even worse, with bog paper, why not a toilet brush?? As you have entitled this post, SHIT HAPPENS!! Hey MB, maybe you can put up a little thing on the site to have a vote like the guy that had a vote for Coke vs. Pepsi? I believe that this post should bring you a hurricane worth of commentary my yute!! BTW, if you do have the urge to crap at work today (home’s ALWAYS the ideal place) try not to leave any telltale skid marks—buy yourself tyres that don’t have much traction!
I forgot to mention the vote would be to see if this fellow is NORMAL or ABNORMAL wrt his wiping away of skid marks.
that’s a bit odd. maybe i think that it’s odd because i don’t care.
everybody shits… so what’s the problem?
I have to ask… this unusual fellow… is it someone I’ve met by any chance?
Yes Seven… You wouldn’t believe who it is
I’m not even going to ask if I know him MB….I prefer not to know
Bro, you know my emaill addy - I’ll find some way to hold you to ransom if you don’t tell all
Yes you know who it is seven and rufie! Think back long and hard…You both used to date him at the same time… remember?
Seven, help me here - I’m really at a loss for words. Natty says that we BOTH dated him - is that slander or libel; please let it be the former and not the latter…..do you have any idea? I didn’t know that we dated anyone simultaneously?? Natty perhaps you need to let MB fill that prescription
My goodness to think that I may have dated someone who now clears skidmarks on a public toilet - I shudder to think!!! This is just plain scary! Where is Dr. D, my bro good bro’ - I need a chill pill!!! HHEEELLLLPPP!!
Chin up Rufie - Natty is just reversing to her norm - madness!!!!!!!! She sits quietly on the sidelines and waits for an opportunity to reach out and zap you with a sneaky little zinger… Relax - she’s teasing… but since we’re on the subject of Natty - let’s not forget that she’s not quite stable - she DID set her parents’ bed on fire when she was just a tot - and a whole host of other psychotic deeds complete her repertoire of infamy… this is just in keeping with her true innate behaviour!
Thanks Seven, you do know how to make a friend feel good…….see that Natty? Don’t test us!! Vengeance is ours!
I have a roommate who leaves skid marks on the actual toilet seat and he does this about 3-4 times per week, he is a little overweight, but he should still watch where he aims. The worst is, if I tell him to clean it off so the rest of us can use the toilet, he gets all pissed off, and locks himself in his room, I don’t know what to do about this guy.