A Bag of Music!
So Natty was going through a little black scandal bag (a plastic bag) she had with some old tapes in it and she found one that she must’ve gotten when she was living in Florida. This one seems to have been made at a Jamaican dance** in Florida by the Miami sound system run by Waggy T. At the time, Shabba Ranking was a lick! (was the hottest DJ around) Hey, do you remember songs like “I don’t want no ice cream lovin’, thats too cold for me, because my love is warmer than chocolate fudge!” I can’t remember now who did that one. It has many other priceless ones on it too. It also has some really rude, rude songs on it. As an example, Shabba contributed the following piece : “Whe you get it from gyal, whe you get it from, whe you get dat sweet piece of punaany deh from? <indistinct> breasts, Cock bottom, etc. etc.” (er… basically, Shabba is asking the girl where she got her SWEET pus_y from, ‘k?) Hmph… Makes me wonder what Natty was really up to while she was up there “studying”?
Anyway, RUN DI RIDDIM, Natty!!! Winey winey! Winey winey! Winey Winey, tonight…
** (You see, there are a few places in the U.S. where the vast majority of Jamaicans who migrate to the U.S. tend to go to, and they form their own little communities where one can go to enjoy some of our Jamaican culture away from home, for example, a Jamaican dance.)
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First of all that song chocolate fudge or whatever sucks…and if only i were really up to shabba’s rudeness then …right?!
There’s nothing like oldies but goodies! MB, sorry you had to work today - tell the powers that be to take a chill pill and give you some time to rest and kick back nuh. Its Saturday night - the real beginning of my weekend. So, to one and all - have a great day tomorrow. I plan to!
Mad Bull I’m here to tell you that not all J’cans living abroad go to these places to get together. Certainly not I, nor (thankfully) Marc Antony!! If I didn’t go while living in Ja, why should I start now while living in Boston? As for Shabba - his lyrics are as ugly and just as nasty as…..well, let me leave you all to end that sentence yourselves. I’m sure you won’t have to think long and hard about it at all. Disgrace to the music industry!!
Rufie, I know you’re behaving this way because Marc Antony would not approve of the way you used to behave in the past. Following the DJs around, especially Shabba. I remember how you used to go to all the stage shows and dances, how you were always up front giving the singers and DJs “forwards”. I remember too that when the dirty lyrics came, you were among the first to wine up yourself, flinging one hand up in the air, and the other one was grabbing at body parts of a very delicate nature…
Yes rufie …you going on as if you never go to STING! I saw you on tv doing the “bike back” and holding up your hands in the air when the dj said ” who wear red ponty (panty) is in dangoh(danger)…..black ponty ….yu ah mourn foh someting…” Furthermore, the next year i will never forget the big riot you started by throwing that bottle on stage..
How quickly they forget!!! Mad Bull and Natty you seem to have forgetten that it was Natty’s empty bottle of Guinness Stout that you gave to me to incite the riot by throwing it on stage - good idea girl!!! Oh I forgot that your ‘batty rider’ definitely outshone my hidden panty, but I should’ve known that once a rebel always a rebel!!! You would know
Thanks for the reminder…promise to post more as I recollect; I’m sure there’s quite a bit I can remember as I go along…..right Natty?
Well let me join the bandwagon as I will NOT ALLOW Natty and Mad Bull to tarnish my poor little sister’s charcter. Rufie, I know that you would not have attended these events at all. In fact where Natty is concerned, you are mistaken, it was not a batty rider at all that she had on, it was a PRINTER (for those who don’t know what a PRINTER is jus insert pum pum before it and then you will know the level of common vulgarity to which Natty was stooping). By the way, rumor has it that this is where Natty met Mad Bull, right beside the 10 foot high speaker where the music was so loud that their chests were vibrating with each beat. I’m really enjoying these comments and was in gales of laughter reading them.
In truth, I can remember being FORCED to follow Mad Bull to one of these dances, if I remember correctly, it was Dancehall’88. I can remember sitting on the ground at New Kingston Drive In, and falling asleep at minutes to 4AM and falling to the ground. This was when MB decided that he should drive me home (I never drove) and then I think he WENT BACK there waiting for the star performer of the show to come on stage. Better him than me. The fact that I was never a herb smoker made no difference as the air was just reeking of Sensey and more Sensey!!! Needless to say, I have never been back to one of these concerts. I’ll leave it to MB. Hush my yute, this why yu name bredren!
Well Rufie…let me enlighten you since you are only recently married…WEAR THE BATTY RIDER AND P.. P.. PRINTER…as Marc Antony will not regret the day! Then you dont have to worry so much about a matey taking up his time. And also put some excitement into it..learn to do the cool and deadly as he will think that he has died and gone to heaven and especially the butterfly as he will be flapping his wings. When you come down here i will show you how to apply the butterfly PROPERLY!
One more thing before i go, give him a box or two especially when he is looking like he is having a good time..it will make the agony much more intense.
Natty, you have me in stitches…I am laughing so hard, I can hardly type!!! Give him a box or two? You seem to have forgotten that this marriage is my SECOND - I have already been through all of this ‘p—y printer catch man business’ that you seem to know about so well - that is all passe for me, I wasn’t part of it then and/or now although I have to tell you that it takes me right back to 1989 (think hard)!!! A time in life I’d prefer to forget
FYI, Marc Antony is quite aware of my ‘cool and deadly marital capabilities’ and (no bragging intended) is most satisfied with all of them
Thanks so much Dr. D, it’s good to have an older sibling who can testify as to my unblemished character; so sorry that you allowed Mad Bull to force you to attend those ‘dances’ - peer pressure is a bitch! I know how the Mad Bull and Natty love the ganja and careless living (that’s what brought them together and is making them remain together)…I weep for their future. Natty and Mad Bull, just kidding my friends, all’s fair in love and war. Take care. Really enjoyed this blog - really and truly!
Natty???? Ah you dat natty? Please!!! Tell me what you’re drinking - its clearly more potent than anything I’ve tried before…….
Seven, they have tried to offer me the secret alcoholic beverage on my many visits to Mad Bull’s pen, I have however been able to decline gracefully. I am quite sure that GANJA TEA makes up a large part of the mixture!!!
Lawks! Mi nuh even know you people, an mi nearly dead wid laff!!!