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She waah go home!

I just had a funny experience, thought I’d share it with you. I was looking for a Pepsi to splash into a glass with some V/X, but we were out. I sighed, then decided to hit the road to a pharmacy nearby to buy some.

I went in to the store, picked up two bottles of Pepsi and went to the cashiers. There were two on duty. When the one I was dealing with had rung up my purchase, I gave her my debit card, and she walked off to run the card on the machine which was in the corner. As she was walking away, the other cashier was about to sit on her stool, when she stopped suddenly, and said “Hey, you nearly made me sit on this, because I don’t know what this is.” As she said this, she lifted a plasticine model of an erect penis, complete with testicles and all.

I started to laugh, and I asked her who had made it. She indicated the other cashier, who was away in the corner running my card. She was oblivious, having not heard what her co-worker had said, or seen when she lifted up the plasticine phallus.

When she came back with my card, I said to her “I guess you want to go home, huh?”. She replied “Yeah man, why not?”. I laughed and began to gather up the bag with the Pepsis. The other cashier said to her “You know why him ask you that?” and at the same time, she held up the penis. My cashier gasped, blushed, and blurted out “Hey, me nuh like you, you know!”. (Hey, I don’t like you, you know) I walked off laughing…

You can never tell what they are thinking about, can you?

By the way, big up to Skits for the most interesting blog post that I read today by a woman… Skits, you rock! Francisco, it sounds like you are a lucky man!

7 Responses to “She waah go home!”

  1. That’s funny…I can’t even imagine a store (other than the ADULT stores) that would have something like that around…..or where the employees could play like that.

  2. Yeah… Its a store I go to all the time too, so you know the cashier felt kinda cute (embarrassed)

  3. I hope that when the said cashier reached home, that the yute in question was harder than plasticine still……cause if not, him well soft. I guess some dude got lucky with some WORK last night!

  4. get a life!

  5. What is V/X?

  6. I’ll answer on behalf of Mad Bull, Ryan. VX is a type of Jamaican Appleton rum that is aged for 12 years. Pretty mellow stuff. They also have 21 year old as well, with the blue label. THAT is truly good, smooth and mellow! When you visit we will surely get you a fix bredren!

  7. What is V/X? Well, V/X is one of J. Wray and Nephew’s finest products. It is next to the flagship product in their Appleton line of rums. The finest id the 21 year old, but I can’t drink that on a regular basis You shold try it? What is your poison?