The Mad Bull’s Blog, Version 3

I see that Michele has decided to blog about her new dieting/exercising lifestyle. Good for you, girl!

Meanwhile, I sit here reading this and stuffing my face with ice cream!
Its not like I don’t have problems in this area too, its just that I am weak! Weak, weak weak!

If you want to know what the situation is like with me, just think… do you know that Verizon ad? “Can you hear me now? … Can you hear me now? …”. You know the ad, right?

Well in my scenario, picture me going through my closet, trying on all my pants and saying “Can you fit me now? … Can you fit me now? …”

Anyways, lets get off this gloomy topic…


A sweet, nubile-looking woman

I was talking to a buddy of mine recently. He was telling me about a buddy of his (whom I don’t know), whose wife has two kids, a boy and a girl. The boy is about three and the girl is about one and a half, and his wife is still breast feeding.

My friend was telling me that he saw his friend a couple of days ago and he told my friend that he was celebrating, as this month is the first in what seemed like a long period of time that he had managed to convince his wife to have sex with him twice for the month! Apparently since the birth of the children, his wife has been tired all the time, and so they have been making love once per month, and sometimes even less than that.

My friend then told me that all women’s sex drives diminish when they are breast feeding, and that he suspected that his friend would have a better ‘batting average’ when his wife stopped breast feeding.

I have never heard that before, though… I wonder if its true, or just one of his flights of fancy?

Anyway, I feel it for his bredrin… It rough! When you find yourself in such dire straits, you probably can’t even go to the beach, you know what I mean! Imagine… the wife hasn’t slept with you in a couple of months, and then you go to the beach where you’re surrounded by sweet looking, nubile women, such as the one shown in the picture above. A man in such a scenario would surely feel his blood boiling hotter than ever before! Hell, he might be apt to lose it and become totally overcome with lust! He’d probably end up walking up and down from woman to woman, saying “Can you fuck me now? … Can you fuck me now? …”. Nuh true?

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