Him Pass Him Place!
Sometimes people pass dem place, (are exceedingly rude) you know. I went to have a drink with a buddy over the Christmas season, and he told me the following story. He has a friend Abe, who had a little daughter, Tamara. Abe’s neighbour had a little son, his name was Omar. One day, Abe’s daughter came to him and asked if she could go outside to play, so Abe got up and went outside with her. She was too young to go by herself.
When Abe got outside, he saw his neighbour Barney outside watching his son play too. Barney’s son started to ride his bicycle, while Abe’s daughter ran up and down. Abe went over to Barney, who was his friend, and they stood up chatting.
One of the times when Barney’s son was riding past, Barney joked with Abe and said “Can you imagine the kids in ten years time? Who knows, maybe by then Omar will be riding Tamara like how he is riding the bicycle now!”. 
Can you believe it? I mean, if such a thought even came to you, why would you ever give voice to it? My buddy told me that Abe was livid with anger, but he hid it, and continued to talk to Barney as though nothing untoward had been said! Abe is clearly a very strong man!
Now if I had a young daughter like that and Barney had said that to me, even in jest, my first inclination would be to knock his carious teeth down his diseased little throat! I know quite a few people who would feel the same way too!
Still, we are supposed to be civilised now. Fighting like animals is just not the done thing among people of my position, you simi? There are other ways to put the little shithole in his place too, trust me! 
When Barney said that about Tamara, Abe should have responded, without skipping a beat. He should have said something like “Who knows, maybe you’re right, but judging from how Omar behaves now, its far more likely that in ten years, he will turn out to be gay, and all the dirty old gay men around town will be riding him like how he is riding the bicycle now!”, or “Well, if genes have anything to do with it, Tamara would probably get an awesome ride too, because your wife Andrea certainly does know how to give the wickedest slam! (Andrea is an awesome fuck!)
Then, if Barney started to complain over what Abe said about Andrea or about Omar, Abe should have kicked his ass! 
Yeah, I guess I do have a little bit of Neanderthal left in me, what to do?
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nuh worry man, sometimes wi fi get flinstone pon dem rass…ya first suggestion would have hit the dumb fukka good.
Ah so sum a dem stay bro!
Abe better make sure that his daughter grows up knowing that its not always what looks good but what has class and manners that matter.
Abe phucking out a orda yes! As I’ve said many times before…..some things are better not said. Time will tek care o him rass….him son might jus bring home a likkle teenager wid a belly dat phat up! (I wonder which one of us is the Neanderthal now?? )
Then add me in the “Neanderthal club”. If I wouldn’t take a swing at him, I would have at least given him an evil glare that would have made his soul shiver…
Hard to tell. A disgusting remark like that would catch a decent parent off-guard.
But I DO like your answer about the dirty old gay men. Good one!
I doubt I could have held back my thoughts…and I would have given him an earful of them, to say the least. Would he have been any more sensitive had the girl been HIS??