The Mad Bull’s Blog, Version 3

If the Indians in the old cowboy shows are to be believed, the white man always spoke with a forked tongue! I guess the Indians hadn’t met wKen, because I think he has more than a glimmer of truth in what he had to say on the reason why the Muslim nations hate the U.S. so much.

wKen has stripped away all the hype and looked at the core of the issue, and guess what? It ain’t all that pretty! wKen has given us the actual threats made by Osama against the U.S., and they contain the real reason for all the hatred! Check it out!

On a completely different note, let me keep you up to date with what I’ve been up to. I went down to Stephan and played Kalooki last night again… It was ok, except I haven’t been doing so well at the game in recent times. I haven’t won a game for quite a while now, and last night was no different!

The game started out well, (I won the first game) but after the third game (344) things took a decided turn for the worst, and by 444, A-Savoy bent us double! Things went quickly downhill from there, and by the end of the game I was DFL! AAAaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh!!!

Well, I am not giving up! Here is a my spin on issuing threats like the Osama threats that I linked to above!

For months now, the forces of UG (United Grove) have held sway over the number one spot in Kalooki. They have overcalled. They have hidden jokers under the table, and looked into our hands non-stop! The forces of evil (a.k.a. UG) have joined together to hold the Bull down, withholding all his calls, not dealing him enough cards and not recharging his glass with ice or refreshing his Rum & Cokes often enough! As a result of all this destabilization, the Bull has been forced away from his God-given place, the Number One Spot!

Indeed, the Bull has now been forced to occupy the lowliest position ever, the dreaded, filthy, disease-ridden DFL!

The Bull will no longer accept this CRAP!!! The Bull has gone mad! He is SICK! Him HEAD NUH GOOD! The Bull will mount a campaign which will root out the evil ones from their stolen positions of favour! He will raise up an army of cards which will run the Kalooki table red!

He will whip them in the early games, and chase them willy-nilly through the hands with twelve cards each, so that by half and half, he will have established his dominance! He will out-flank them in 3444, and in the final game, he … will …CRUSH … THEM!

He WILL assume his rightful position once more! El Numero Uno!

The decimation of the United Grove forces will be so awesome that everyone else in the game will be DFL! It will be a complete victory! Forces of UG, be warned…

Nice, huh? Now I have to live up to that shit!

I will keep you informed of the results of this awesome battle…

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