The Mad Bull’s Blog, Version 3

Yeah yeah! You do realise that Mother’s Day is coming up!? Listen to me, I am giving you fair warning so that you can show your appreciation properly, because the vast majority of us have Moms who did so darned much for us that we can’t even begin to measure it.

Look at all the things Mama did for you, nuh man…

I bet your mother taught you a few things and more…

1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

“Just wait till we get home.”

2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING.

“You going get a ass’n when we get home!”

3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE.

“What di backside yu thinkin’? Answer me when me talk to you…Don’t talk back to me!”

4. My Mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.

“If yu run cross de road an’ cyar lick yu dung, a goin’ kill yu wid lick.”

5. My Mother taught me THE VALUE OF EDUCATION.

“If yu no go a school, yu a go tun tief or walk an’ pick up bottle.”

6. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

“If yu tun over yu eye lid an fly pitch pan it, it a go stay so fi evva.”

7. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD.

“Is not one time monkey goin’ wan’ wife”

8. My Mother taught me ESP.

“Yu tink a don’t know what yu up to nuh?”

9. My Mother taught me HUMOR.

“If yu don’ eat food, breeze goin’ blow yu ‘way.”

10. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT.

“Come an’ tek yu beatin’ like man.”

11. My Mother taught me about SEX.

“Yu tink say yu drop from sky?”

12. My Mother taught me about GENETICS.

“Yu jus’ like yu faada.”

13. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS.

“Yu tink mi come from “Back A Wall?”

14. My Mother taught me about the WISDOM OF AGE.

“When yu get to be as ol’ as me, yu wi understan’.”

15. And my all time favorite… JUSTICE.

“One day wen yu have pickney, a hope dem treat yu same way.”

Treat your mother good this Mothers Day, ok! I got this one via jamaicandirtyjokes.com too.

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