Fearful Friday
You know, some people have it to say that Caymanian women are bad, and how they will take on other women’s husbands without a care in the world! When Natty and I told people that we were coming here, several of them warned her to watch out for me… well, I am here to tell you that the Caymanian men are just as bad! Trust me, the way some of these men are looking at Natty and lusting after her, I am going to have to sharpen up mi machete! 
I introduced her to a guy who works at my office. I was standing behind him, and so couldn’t see his face, but Natty told me that he was taking her clothes off with his eyes! Now I know that this guy is a big-time womaniser, and I know that Natty is just his type of woman, so I can just imagine how he was checking her out!
Then there are all the men who drive past our house and look like they are about to crash their cars when they see her.
And some of them sharp too, you see! Why, just this evening we were sitting in Wendy’s eating, and I noticed this man giving Natty the eye. He hadn’t yet noticed me though. Natty looked up and saw him and he started to smile with her, and then he saw me looking at him, so he turned and smiled at me as if to give me the impression that he thought he knew me, waved, and then stepped out of the door. Sneaking likkle bumbo claat! 
Hmph! It looks like I better not take my eye off of her, or the shark dem down here will rush off with her in a flash! The place is crawling with would-be Joe Grines! Anyway, don’t worry about my problems, you hear! T.G.I.F. you hear! And you have a great weekend!
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The place well small, so probly dem lack variety. Dem genetic pool need some new blood. So when anyone weh look decent reach, de shark dem (male and female) move een fe feed innna frenzy!
I like you description of de male shark still….Jamaican bad wud sweet and versatile eh!?
Now, you seh u a go sharpen up u machete! My yute, a Jamaica you come from. Use de cutlass fe yard work, or fe assasinate some o de wild chicken dem weh u seh a wake u up before day light!
You mus hold a Glock rude bwoy. Afta all, since you really hail from yard, dem expect seh u a go gwaan wid badness. Buss shot afta all blood cleat shark and mek up some noise. Me sure seh when dem hear dat, dem won’t dare try feed or lust afta Mad Rass Bull wife again! You done know.
I have also heard seh a fair amount o lesbian deh deh? You meet any? Is it pure rumor or what? If a so, Doc is ready willing and able to offer therapeutic services on a sessional basis to attempt conversion…..no appointment needed and the service is gratis! (Aren’t we Jamdowners nice like that!?)
Mek me behave miself yaw. I hope seh all of you readers dem realize seh a nuff fun and joke a gwaan. And all like how u flash out, we nuh get to do de usual badmouting as bredren much anymore! Yeah, me miss dem times deh rude bwoy.
Everything in life relative eh? People refer to Jamaica as small. And compared to somewhere like the US, Canada or Brazil, we are. But comapred to Ja, Turtle country tiny. I guess you know what life in a small island really feels like now. I wonder if they behave this way in a place like all Tortola? (If mi geography from high school serves me well, it mek Cayman look large.) Enuff of me.
Bwoy Bull, I suppose you can look at the situation in perspective–you know seh u wife saying one if other man a check her out pon a regular basis; however, I do agree with the good doctor that a Glock is in order…preferably two :).
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sleewwwwww demmmm!!
Guys, guys, guys, they are only enjoying one of Jamaica’s beautiful flowers…. Now, if dem happen to wan talk and really tek steps, like to proposition her….den, is dat time MB, that you draw up beside her and possessively lay a hand over her shoulder and ask, rather politely….Is this shark bothering you darling….Of course, the look on your face and in your eyes would be anything but polite!!!!!!
Heh Heeeey! It sound like Ciya has been reading Mills and Boons… Slew demmmmm!
A very rosmnatic notion Ciya…but di Mills and Boons bredda dem neva haffi deal wid ol’ cruff, so while Mad Bull says those majic words, the Glock haffi inna di pants waist, just in case
And me know seh my yute know seh it haffi cock to rahtid! No loafing naw gwaan!
Watch out fi her Bull! Don’t skin teet wid non a dem likle sneaky bwoy dem