The Mad Bull’s Blog, Version 3

I been fooling around with the website today, yo… I have added a couple of menu items and I like it. Its all good. Actually, you all won’t be able to see much of what I did (unless you are an evil hacker), because I put all the new functionality behind some authentication, but rest assured, it’ll make the site easier to use for Doctor D and I and even for Ciya and Seven, if they are interested. It was fun setting it up too, bredrins…

Today was pretty busy too… I was on the road plenty of the day… we got both cars washed (dem looking good, you see!), we did the supermarket thing (We bought up some nice Tuna steaks and salmon fillet… wes gonna grill down the place tomorrow, you simi!), we stopped off to advise M’Buthelezi on a car she wants to buy, and I took Natty to the stores to buy some stuff… guess which part took the most time, cuz I’m not saying. I know what I can get away with and what I can’t, you simi?

Hey, I happened to swing through the Jamaica Star Online… you know sometimes something is glaringly obvious to the point where you ask yourself why people bother? Check out the pool to decide who was the hottie of the week at the Star’s website… Here are the ladies… So, who did you pick? make sure to click the link on the page I sent you to so that you can see if you’re in tune with the obvious!

I gwine to leff oonoo wid a likkle joke… check dis one out…

A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.” “Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband” said the wife.

The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! - two tickets for the new Queen Mary 2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said:”Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me”.

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish… So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and -abracadabra! -the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story?

Well, men might be ungrateful idiots…. But fairies, well, fairies are……female!!!!

So, what did you all do with this Saturday we were blessed with?

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