His and Her Diaries
We’re all human, right, but no matter how you look at it, men and women are just very, very different. Why do you think that the book “Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus” was written? Its because its a fact! We are as different from each other as can be. Thats why they say that men will never understand women. Thats why Trouble gone and go get himself in what? Trouble!
Bwoy, Trouble me bredrin, sometimes you just have to stop worrying on it, because you are a man, and as such, you are destined never to understand the workings of the female mind. If you ever get the idea that you do understand them, that is when you have to worry, because you can’t.
You can however take some comfort from the fact that sometimes (not all, unfortunately 
) women have the dickance (sp?) of a time understanding men too! Of course, many of you, my dear readers, will scoff at this! You won’t believe me!
Let me offer this little titbit to prove my point!
His and Her DiariesHER DIARY
Sunday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn’t flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and aloof. I asked him what was wrong? He said, “Nothing.” I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior; I don’t know why he didn’t say, “I love you, too.”
When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant and vacant. Finally I decided to go to bed.
About 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that his thoughts were somewhere else. I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I also fell asleep. I don’t know what to do. I’m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
HIS DIARY
Today Lara made 191, he missed the double century by just nine runs! But at least I got laid.
Get the point? You give in now? 
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Yow MB, we just have a problem putting stuff into lots of words. &$%@) usually does the trick for us!
Well, she WAS right about his thoughts bein’ on someone else; his thoughts were on Lara de cricketta.
Simple but true Bro!