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When I Win De Lotto

Posted on April 26th, 2005 by Mad Bull

I’m going to stop beg, and borrow… and that is a noble goal, nuh true? People, the Lotto in Jamaica is currently at J$100 million. I want some numbers from you. I will use these numbers when I am buying a ticket. Be good and give me 6 numbers between 1 and 36 nuh? If you want, you can give me less numbers too, ok? Then I will combine them with numbers that other people give.

Yeah man, if I win, you will eat a food too! Also I will donate some of my money to the Jamaica AIDS Hospice, and to Air Jamaica, and… and… to your favourite charities. How does that grab you! Anything you want, if you give me the winning numbers… you think I’m lying? Cho, man, doesn’t everybody? Why hold it against me then? Just help a brother out nuh man! If you do, I will give you a big smily

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9 Responses to “When I Win De Lotto”

  1. M.B. // Apr 26, 2005 at 7:15 am

    Hmmm… lessee… ok, here :

    7, 16, 19, 27, 29, 35.

    Hope that helps…

  2. Dr. D. // Apr 26, 2005 at 8:26 am

    01, 12, 16, 25, 18, 30

    If it win, I want most of it after the Income Tax pay!

  3. sunshine // Apr 26, 2005 at 8:35 am

    Hi Mr. Man-I’ll be calling my peoples down a Yard fe buy me one Lotto ticket. I hope you win for those charities you mentioned need help.

    My numbers are–
    3, 18, 21, 43, 48

    Good luck

  4. ~M // Apr 26, 2005 at 11:59 am

    7, 11, 19, 23, 32, 35… Good Luck!

  5. Fyr // Apr 26, 2005 at 12:42 pm

    Hi Mr. Man - followed the crowd over from MB’s place…. Nice to meet you… nice place you have here - hope you don’t mind if I make myself at home.

    mek mi si now: I always play 8 and 18 cos one or both seem to be in more draws than any other number (course, that cud be just me - heh!) I would also include 5 and 11. But as with when *I* am trying to buy lotto, I can never come up with all 6 numbers. Well, there’s another one - 6.

    Good luck - and all I ask for is a smalls towards mah car… heh - I mean a contrib (value of your choosing) to United Way.

  6. Mr. Man // Apr 27, 2005 at 7:37 am

    Thanks all!

  7. nena // Apr 27, 2005 at 9:12 am

    all these good combos how will you choose?

    i say: 8, 13, 24, 31, 36, 40

    good luck mr. man!!

  8. owen // Apr 28, 2005 at 4:14 pm

    12, 16, 19, 27, 29, 32.

    after looking at MB’s numbers 7 and 35 would never work so I modified those.

  9. Stu // Apr 30, 2005 at 3:00 am

    24, 14, 9, 32, 17, 22

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