The Path to The Dark Side
Well, it appears that Analisa Chapman doesn’t know her ass from her elbow, and she wouldn’t know a good movie if one came up and bashed her in the head! You probably may not recall her name, but she is the person who reviewed “Star Wars III - Revenge of the Sith” in the Jamaica Observer.
Yes, I went to check a bredrin tonight and the Force was with me. I was lucky enough to drop in just as one of his friends dropped by with a pirate copy of the final show in the Star Wars series. People, I know that piracy is wrong, but I was in the thrall of the Dark Side. I was weak, and I now come to you to confess… I watched the pirated copy…
The movie was pretty good! Don’t listen to Analisa, bwoy. She hasn’t got a clue! She was right on one score however… the light sabre action was well, well irie! Go ye forth and watch the movie, y’all! If the dude still has the movie in the week, I may even watch it again! TTY tomorrow, y’all!
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lol at the jacket comment. I didnt notice that. poor anakin musse get horn lol
Like I had commented initially…critics can be wrong…I will watch it.
Exactly what qualifications does one need to possess in order to land a job reviewing movies… and what’s the pay like?
Mr. Bull,
I am the HNIC of the MPAA’s Federal Copyright Infringement Dept.
We are aware of your recent subversive activities… we know you ‘viewed’ your accomplice’s ‘pirated’ movie… and have dispatched our Special Op’s unit to your house to spank you.
That is all…
Mr. smith
HNIC of the MPAA’s FCID - SOsU
I guess like most things in life opinions differ depending on one’s likes, dislikes and points-of-view. Maybe she is like me and simply can’t stand sci-fi movies. I haven’t found one that I can stay awake through yet. If that’s the case however I would have let somebody else do the critique….(or maybe she watched a pirated copy and couldn’t see half of it…)
Bull better arrange to have the pirated copy burned pretty damn quick! Either that, or hire a shotta to greet Agent Smith at the door with a AK 47!
I have seen it… the critic is right in as far as if you haven’t seen the other films this would be a hard one to jump into (I think). I have seen all the Star Wars movies as we have them - so I could follow the story. I did think of all the star wars movies this was one of the poorest (IMHO).
if she gave it a bad rating I can bet she gave the matrix a bad rating as well. and then you’ll know who is player hating