Numero Uno
Well, Ri of Revolution Island asked me to post a picture of a girl for him, and he is my bredrin and ting, so I am going to facilitate his request.
Now this time, I have good reason to talk about the girl whose picture I am going to post apart from her irie looks, because I just read that she has rated Cayman number one when it comes to scuba diving. So, who is this chiquita anyways? I mean, some arbitrary chick says that she thinks Cayman is number one and thats important? Yeah, well, people will listen to this chick, is what I’m thinking, cos she is none other than Jessica Alba! 
Yes sir, apparently young, hot, juicy, lushious Miss Alba was in the Caymans not so long ago as she came here to brush up on her scuba skills before she started filming her movie “Into the Blue“! She was here doing cave dives and wall dives and she had a fabulous time! Cayman, big up oonoo self!
There is more…
Now I don’t know about you all, but I know where I wanna dive! 
Apparently I can do it now too, without fear of being taken for all my “millions”! No, I didn’t get Natty to sign a pre-nup, but Natty just upped and left me! How you mean, you don’t believe me?! Yes, I know that everyone thought that our love was “meant to be” and that it “would last forever” and all that shyte, I believed it too, but see, the woman just pack up and run off with another man. 
At least she left me for a good looking S.O.B. Its like that song that woman sang about her man leaving her for an ugly girl, I don’t think I could stand it if she left me for one bat at all!
How do I know he is good looking? I got a “Dear John” letter, which she sent me online, and do you know that the woman was wicked enough to try to taunt me by posting the yute’s picture in the damned thing?! Oonoo wah see it? You want proof? Well click here! (the link is good for 15 days)
Anyway, I won’t waste time moping around and thing. They do say that the best thing to do when you fall off a horse is to get right back on, and I think thats the best way to go with regard to relationships too, so I am going to dive right into the arms of Jessica Alba! 
How you mean, you don’t think I stand a chance with her? Cho… oonoo doh know me! Oonoo come in like that guy and his big fat sister that Beenie Man was chanting about one time gone, the yute named Romie!
Anyway, listen. I am going to make Jessica an offer she can’t refuse. I even have a horse’s head chopped off and ting, I have it on ice, and I am going to call Cayman Airways right after I post this to set up a flight to L. A. I must find Jessica because I-an-I am a scout, you done know! Trust me, I not taking no for an answer! 
Anyway peeps, wish me good hunting! I gone for now.
Peace.
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Happy hunting….somehow I think you may have better luck at trying to learn how to scuba dive rude bwoy!
Anyway, I guess it is the thought that counts.
I’m from the school of thought that anything is possible. Send me some pictures of Jessica afta you impress the $hit out of her.
Everybody knows the Grenadines are the best for scuba.When you rich and famous doh forget we,ok?
Good hunting yes an like kami said don’t forget yuh friends wen yuh get big…
Hi Mad Bull-Just passing through. Have you heard from Seven and your brother in So. Florida?
you an Natty dreaming the same dream I see. well best of luck to you both. chances are when you me up with Natty and her date next time dem both leave you for each other. hahah
@Sunshine - Yeah, Seven and Piet are ok. Sveven says so, I haven’t actually heard from Piet as he has no light, water or phone yet. Seven has had most things restored. Only thing she is without is internet access.
@Owen - You have a sick mind… denying us our pleasures…
sorry you cant have jessica , i already send her a letter lol
Bwoy, I dunno, Jessica Alba just don’t mek it for me anymore! I have a few ladies I would prefer still, but I not going buss the list today…
How ironic, it was Jessica who broke up one of my relationships too… After Lenny found out I was seeing her on the side, he never even wrote me a letter, he just up and left… It’s okay though, I’m over them both…
Hey MB - you know that song “Pina Colada”???
*grin*
“So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
It was my own lovely lady
And she said, “Oh it’s you.”
Then we laughed for a moment
And I said, “I never knew.”
That you like Pina Coladas
Getting caught in the rain
And the feel of the ocean
And the taste of champagne
If you’d like making love at midnight
In the dunes of the Cape
You’re the lady I’ve looked for
Come with me and escape”
heh
Laffin @ you!!! This is my first time here and it won’t be my last, dang I needed cheering up today and thanks to you I’m smiling.
And Yeah…I clicked all the dang on links.
Yo - Lenny is married to a white chick, still. Yo - That Jessica Alba es una Bomba deliciosa! Yo - more female nudie bloggage… for favor
@ Soft Spoken : Glad you got your vibe on! Come back soon, y’heah!
@ A.D. - Post pictures of your preferred par amours, nuh Dawg?
@ Trouble - You lucky eeh? You had them both?! Its not fair!
@ Fyr - I love that song! I like Pina Colada too…
@ R.I. - I have taken a solemn vow never to post nude pictures again. I found religion! Plus, theres no profit in free porn! Best I can do is point you in the right direction, if its nudity you’re after.
@ Jdid - Sorry to be the one to tell you this, Dawg, but shes just playin’ you for your money! Me she wants for the Yardie bone! She says she is prepareed to testify, when it comes to lovin’ I’m A’IGHT!